Archer: Demetress Bell in Cowboys' plans

[boozeman]

I shall call Bell "The Defender of The G".

 

[Bob Roberts]

If I was Karl Malone, I don't think I'd acknowledge him either

 

[Carp]

His dad is The Mailman...he is The FAILman.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bob Roberts]

His dad is The Mailman...he is The FAILman.

HAHAHAHAHA

That's because he plays on Sunday, where they don't deliver the mail

Ahahahahahhohohoho

 

[1bigfan13]

Wait a minute.

I just read that Karl Malone knocked up Bell's mom when she was 13 and he was a sophomore in college.

WTF!

How in the hell was he not charged for statutory rape? I know they marry young in the deep south, but damn!