2026 Training Camp Thread...

[Cowboysrock55]

Ok, so who's this year's Dexter Coakley that we can trade for a player or a third round pick?

Sam Williams

 

[Cotton]

Sam Williams

I don't think there is any way we can get a 3rd for him.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I don't think there is any way we can get a 3rd for him.

A conditional comp seventh.

I thought that was the joke. We never could get anything for Dexter.

 

[Cotton]

A conditional comp seventh.

I thought that was the joke. We never could get anything for Dexter.

Oh, sorry, I didn't think you had gotten the joke, and seriously thought we could get a 3rd for him.

 

[Cotton]

Adams is starting to get fat.


I approve.

 

[boozeman]

Oh, sorry, I didn't think you had gotten the joke, and seriously thought we could get a 3rd for him.

He just called you stupid, @Cowboysrock55 . You just gonna take that?

 

[Cotton]

He just called you stupid, @Cowboysrock55 . You just gonna take that?

 

[boozeman]

It’s a real (and currently viral) thing from Dallas Cowboys OC Klayton Adams.


In comments that dropped late on August 19 / early August 20, 2026, Adams said he’s pushing for a dedicated hot dog fridge in the team’s break/snack room. His full vision:

• A proper hot dog fridge
• High-quality hot dogs
• Brioche buns (and maybe pretzel buns)
• Possibly an industrial-sized 7-Eleven-style hot dog roller

He also dropped a Disneyland life hack: put the hot dog in the bun, wrap it in foil, and let the heat from the dog steam the bun.


Outside of this moment, “hot dog fridge” more generally refers to:

• Specialty storage containers designed to hold individual hot dogs neatly in the refrigerator (popular for leftover packs).
• Commercial refrigerated display cases used by vendors, gas stations, or stadiums for holding and displaying hot dogs.

 

[Simpleton]

He said all this in his PC yesterday.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It’s a real (and currently viral) thing from Dallas Cowboys OC Klayton Adams.


In comments that dropped late on August 19 / early August 20, 2026, Adams said he’s pushing for a dedicated hot dog fridge in the team’s break/snack room. His full vision:

• A proper hot dog fridge
• High-quality hot dogs
• Brioche buns (and maybe pretzel buns)
• Possibly an industrial-sized 7-Eleven-style hot dog roller

He also dropped a Disneyland life hack: put the hot dog in the bun, wrap it in foil, and let the heat from the dog steam the bun.


Outside of this moment, “hot dog fridge” more generally refers to:

• Specialty storage containers designed to hold individual hot dogs neatly in the refrigerator (popular for leftover packs).
• Commercial refrigerated display cases used by vendors, gas stations, or stadiums for holding and displaying hot dogs.

BoozeAI?

 

[boozeman]

BoozeAI?

Cut and pasted Grok.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I also would like a hot dog fridge.

 

[Cotton]

I also would like a hot dog fridge.

It can be yours!

https://a.co/d/01DgfzaA

 

[Cotton]

I just spent 5 minutes of my lunch hour looking up that stupid shit. I seriously need a life.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I also would like a hot dog fridge.

The roller would be real peak, I can live with a normal fridge to store my hotdogs.

 

[boozeman]

Now…pity some fools.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Now…pity some fools.

I'm just glad they aren't going to pull some, we are holding him out because we don't want to risk reinjury.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]