2026 Season | Week 7 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 10/27/2026

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A sack?!?!?!??!

 

[Texas Ace]

EZ finally gets a sack, but that was caused by interior pressure.

 

[kidd]

We got a sack???

 

[Bipo]

Shit, Porter allowed a catch.

 

[Texas Ace]

No fucking penalties and senselessly lining up 100 yards off the LOS.

Do that and we might actually get a damn 3rd down stop.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Mike needs to slip Jerry some of that pure Miami sugarcane.

Hell no. You think Jerry's bad now?

Imagine coked up Jerry.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Third and 15. For most defenses this is easy.

For us I'm sick to my stomach.

 

[data]

This kid's a notch above Drew Bledsoe mobility.

He's standing in his own end zone. We've tasted blood, let the sharks attack

 

[data]

Hell no. You think Jerry's bad now?

Imagine coked up Jerry.

~copy paste Grok generate image~

 

[Cowboysrock55]

No fucking penalties and senselessly lining up 100 yards off the LOS.

Do that and we might actually get a damn 3rd down stop.

Our third down defense is just so poorly designed.

 

[Genghis Khan]

No John Wayne? :(

I thought of it right after I replied.

 

[kidd]

So we actually have a 3rd and long coming up. My faith in us stopping it? I’m waiting to see another double digit play drive

 

[ravidubey]

Finally a stop

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Hell no. You think Jerry's bad now?

Imagine coked up Jerry.

Maybe that's how we got Lance and Mingo...

 

[Cowboysrock55]

And there is the WINO piss poor special teams.

 

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Mingo trade

~movin on up~

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Maybe that's how we got Lance and Mingo...

Soon to list Broderick Jones in that group.

 

[Texas Ace]

Our third down defense is just so poorly designed.

Exactly.... It's VERY poorly designed.

We've had so many critical 3rd down plays this season where you can't even blame any one player for a mistake so much as you can question what exactly was it that Parker was looking to accomplish with the alignment and design.

 

[Stars]

Really need at least 3 on this drive.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Just keep grinding on the ground.