2026 Season | Week 3 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Ravens @ Cowboys (Rio) | 09/27/2026

Why in the fucking world do we insist on forcing gadget plays to that slow and unathletic TE????

FUCKING WHY?!!!!!

IT'S LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH THAT DON'T KNOW HE'S SLOW AND HAS NO AGILITY IS OUR OWN COACHING STAFF!!!
~ Jerral Jones points to contract ~
 
Turd can't outrun a three-toed sloth.
What about a four-toed sloth?

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I'm so over Schotty.

Seeing him through 19 games as our coach makes it very easy to see why this dumbass was in the league for so long and never got a shot.

He's the only imbecile who keeps trying to force cute plays to Ferguson despite the fact that he does not possess any of the traits you'd want in a player for those sorts of situations.
 
So, someone tell me, why the hell would Bell ever see the field on defense again?
 
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