2026 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Giants | 09/13/2026

[Cotton]

I turn on the pregame on Fox and immediately hear Strahan pimping Hurts while talking about the Skins/Eagles game. Jesus Christ.

 

[Cotton]

In Jerruh I trust

You've gone too far.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Was just about to post how unwatchable the Fox pregame show has gotten. Just "human interest" interviews, unfunny bits, and the most superficial "analysis" possible.

 

[Cotton]

Was just about to post how unwatchable the Fox pregame show has gotten. Just "human interest" interviews, unfunny bits, and the most superficial "analysis" possible.

They are now slobbing Rodgers' knob if you want to tune in.

 

[data]

Never seen this one before

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I wonder if the facelift actually got Jerry more cheap wimmen than before.

 

[data]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Almost forgot that Minny-GB was on later. I'll probably watch that more than the Philly-Skins game.

 

[Cotton]

Never seen this one before

I have to replace anything with Jerry in it with something wholesome...

 

[Genghis Khan]

I wonder if the facelift actually got Jerry more cheap wimmen than before.

Probably not, but his money did.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Probably not, but his money did.

That's what I mean -- he was already super rich and famous, so why did he need the facelift?

I guess for his own sake, just sheer narcissism.

 

[ravidubey]

Please tell me you are being facetious. If you are being serious I am going to publicly mock you, so choose your words wisely, young padawan.

A joke, both approaches have issues. One's a bit too much, the other's plain retarded

 

[Texas Ace]

I hope the Texans beat the fuck out of them.

 

[bbgun]

That's what I mean -- he was already super rich and famous, so why did he need the facelift?

I guess for his own sake, just sheer narcissism.

Simple vanity or competing with boy owner Dan Snyder.

 

[Cotton]

I give it a 7/10.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That's what I mean -- he was already super rich and famous, so why did he need the facelift?

I guess for his own sake, just sheer narcissism.

He has to look at the man in the mirror after every failed season.

 

[boozeman]

Watson picked lol

 

[boozeman]

Okareke who was just signed off the street with a forced fumble for Carolina against the Bears.

 

[boozeman]

@ the Bills

 

[Cotton]

Watson picked lol