2026 Season Predictions

[boozeman]

Please place your predictions in this handy dandy thread.

 

[bbgun]

WTF? We don't play the Chargers, Broncos, Vikings, Panthers, etc.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Thanks Grok/Elon!

 

[Genghis Khan]

brutal schedule

Their schedule is middle of the pack. It's not brutal.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Their schedule is middle of the pack. It's not brutal.


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Every year we hear that we have a brutal schedule. Every year it turns out to not be brutal like we thought. Just beat some good teams and don't lay stinkers against bad teams. It's not complicated.

 

[Genghis Khan]

L @ Giants 0-1
W Commanders 1-1
W Ravens 2-1
W @ Houston 3-1
W TB 4-1
L @ GB 4-2
L @ Philadelphia 4-3
W Arizona 5-3
W @ Indianapolis 6-3
L SF 6-4
W Tennessee 7-4
W Philadelphia 8-4
L @ Seattle 8-5
L @ LA Rams 8-6
W Jacksonville 9-6
W NY Giants 10-6
W @ Washington 11-6



11-6

 

[boozeman]

WTF? We don't play the Chargers, Broncos, Vikings, Panthers, etc.

A thread rebuild is currently in progress, citizen.

Thank you for your patience.

 

[NoDak]

L @ Giants 0-1
W Commanders 1-1
W Ravens 2-1
W @ Houston 3-1
W TB 4-1
L @ GB 4-2
L @ Philadelphia 4-3
W Arizona 5-3
W @ Indianapolis 6-3
L SF 6-4
W Tennessee 7-4
W Philadelphia 8-4
L @ Seattle 8-5
L @ LA Rams 8-6
W Jacksonville 9-6
W NY Giants 10-6
W @ Washington 11-6



11-6

Opening loss against the Giants? Interesting.

 

[Stars]

W @ Giants
W Commanders
L Ravens
L @ Houston
W TB
W @ GB
L @ Philadelphia
W Arizona
W @ Indianapolis
L SF
W Tennessee
W Philadelphia
L @ Seattle
W @ LA Rams
W Jacksonville
W NY Giants
L @ Washington

11-6

 

[bbgun]

Too many people are putting the Ravens game in the L column. They ain't all that.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Opening loss against the Giants? Interesting.

If that happens I'll be so annoyed. I'm not saying it's crazy. It could happen. We haven't even seen the starters on offense or defense in live action yet. Who the hell knows if those guys are ready for real live action. But it would still annoy the crap out of me.

 

[boozeman]

Too many people are putting the Ravens game in the L column. They ain't all that.

I agree. They are going to be 2-0 playing Indy and New Orleans and go into this one cocky. The Cowboys should have an easy time if the defense is sound.

 

[Stars]

Too many people are putting the Ravens game in the L column. They ain't all that.

If we weren’t playing the game in fucking Brazil, I’d have marked it a win. I just don’t see Dallas playing well there. Maybe they’ll surprise me.

 

[boozeman]

W @ Giants
W Commanders
W Ravens
L @ Houston
W TB
L @ GB
L @ Philadelphia
W Arizona
L @ Indianapolis
W SF
W Tennessee
W Philadelphia
L @ Seattle
L @ LA Rams
W Jacksonville
W NY Giants
W @ Washington

11-6.

 

[NoDak]

If we weren’t playing the game in fucking Brazil, I’d have marked it a win. I just don’t see Dallas playing well there. Maybe they’ll surprise me.

If it’s a disadvantage for us traveling and playing in Brazil, wouldn’t it be the same for them?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Opening loss against the Giants? Interesting.

We definitely should beat them but just a gut feeling.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

If it’s a disadvantage for us traveling and playing in Brazil, wouldn’t it be the same for them?

It is. I don't like calling it a home game but otherwise the international thing just makes it less predictable to me.

 

[Stars]

If it’s a disadvantage for us traveling and playing in Brazil, wouldn’t it be the same for them?

I don’t think they face the same circus we do. So no.

 

[Smitty]

I was gonna say 11-6 but now Tyler Smith is out half the year

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I was gonna say 11-6 but now Tyler Smith is out half the year

I mean I love Tyler Smith but the thing is, guard is sort of easy to replace. Our top backup Olineman is a really good guard. It's kind of the most replaceable position on the Oline. It's not the same as losing your LT or even your center.

It's kind of why I always thought it was a bit of a waste of hos talent to keep him at LG.