2026 Random NFL Stuff Thread…




NFL Investigators: During the incident, did the man ever say Feed Me or knock over trash cans?
Woman: No
Investigator: You sure he didn’t have a nose ring?
Woman: No.
Investigator: Are you sure it wasn’t this man?
~holds up picture of Ezekiel Elliott~

Woman: For the 100th time. No. I do not know who that is
Investigator: Case dismissed.
 
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