2026 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

[Cujo]

OMFG

That's fucking horrible. I can't imagine. I think I'd rather lose an eye or even a leg before I lost an arm.

 

[bbgun]

I think I'd rather lose an eye or even a leg before I lost an arm.

You have to choose: Impotence for the rest of your life or no arm?

 

[Cujo]

You have to choose: Impotence for the rest of your life or no arm?

You have to provide me with a 3rd choice. I reject this as unacceptable.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You have to choose: Impotence for the rest of your life or no arm?

 

[Cotton]

You have to choose: Impotence for the rest of your life or no arm?

You have to provide me with a 3rd choice. I reject this as unacceptable.

I'll answer. I would choose impotence. I have been married for over 30 years and already have two kids. It would suck, but I would miss the arm more.

 

[Cujo]

I'll answer. I would choose impotence. I have been married for over 30 years and already have two kids. It would suck, but I would miss the arm more.

I thought about that for a second but I'm not done with sex yet.

 

[Cotton]

I thought about that for a second but I'm not done with sex yet.

Well, I'm not wanting to be done with sex, but it was an either/or. I would miss sex, but I would miss my arm more.

 

[bbgun]

sex with one arm > no sex

 

[Cotton]

sex with one arm > no sex

Huh, I figured the young agile ones would be hard for you to catch with just one arm.

 

[bbgun]

Huh, I figured the young agile ones would be hard for you to catch with just one arm.

 

[Cotton]

Cause that's not creepy at all.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I mean, you can get a fake arm.

 

[Cotton]

I mean, you can get a fake arm.

 

[Genghis Khan]

View attachment 698526

Never gets old.

 

[bbgun]

My mom had a fake arm.

#hos

 

[Cotton]

My mom had a fake arm.

#hos

Thanks for the caption. I doubt anyone would have gotten it had it not been for your post.

 

[bbgun]

Thanks for the caption. I doubt anyone would have gotten it had it not been for your post.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yeah that's who you want to lock up long term and build around. Kyle Pitts and Drake London.