2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Simpleton]

If this bitch can't win these next two they need to catapult him into the sun.

2-5 Arizona at home, with a clear motivating factor after playing like complete fucking morons at home against them last year, then the Colts who have thrown in the towel trading their best OL, DL, and soon their best WR.

If they lose either someone really needs to go.

 

[Simpleton]

He has coached 25 games for the Cowboys. So, he has gone 25 games and only won 2 in a row once. Let that math sink in on you.

It was 3 but still, it's ridiculous.

Ludicre even.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

All I ask is that the next guy have no visor and definitely no joggers.

You're a 50 year old man, I don't want to see your bare goddamn ankles.

 

[Cotton]

It was 3 but still, it's ridiculous.

Ludicre even.

The point remains, He has only won 2 in a row one time in a 25 game stretch.

 

[Cotton]

All I ask is that the next guy have no visor and definitely no joggers.

You're a 50 year old man, I don't want to see your bare goddamn ankles.

How about pencil behind the ear? Is that acceptable?

 

[roughneck266]

How about pencil behind the ear? Is that acceptable?

Absofuckinlutelynot

 

[Cotton]

Absofuckinlutelynot

What about majestic flowing hair?

 

[mcnuttz]

Ludicre even.

nice.

 

[Cujo]

All I ask is that the next guy have no visor and definitely no joggers.

You're a 50 year old man, I don't want to see your bare goddamn ankles.

I don’t understand why you all hate visors so much.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I don’t understand why you all hate visors so much.

I have never worn one

 

[Cujo]

I have never worn one

I wear them when I’m fishing.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I wear them when I’m fishing.

But do you wear it upside down and backwards?

 

[Genghis Khan]

How about pencil behind the ear? Is that acceptable?

It's preferable actually.

@boozeman

 

[Genghis Khan]

I don’t understand why you all hate visors so much.

Why not just wear a whole hat?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Why not just wear a whole hat?

Yeah I like a good fitted hat. I don't get visors

 

[Genghis Khan]

Then again a visor isn't a whole hat but it is a hole hat.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Then again a visor isn't a whole hat but it is a hole hat.

Never go full Cotton.

 

[Cotton]

Speaking of hats...

 

[Cotton]

Then again a visor isn't a whole hat but it is a hole hat.

 

[Cotton]

Never go full Cotton.

Pretty sure I don't like the words that are coming out of your fingers.