2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Bipo]

 

[Cujo]

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If you bet yes on Jesus returning and win, how do you collect the money?

 

[Bipo]

If you bet yes on Jesus returning and win, how do you collect the money?

I'd say if you are a degenerate betting on such things, yer not gonna be raptured and stuck here, so you can collect.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I think I'd take that bet at those odds.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The corner?

 

[Cujo]

I think I'd take that bet at those odds.

Good value

 

[Simpleton]

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That's because those "prediction markets" are for idiots and are just modern versions of 3 card monte.

 

[bbgun]

 

[boozeman]

John Park wants YOU!

 

[Genghis Khan]

John Park wants YOU!

I have a clear eye view, does that help?

 

[mcnuttz]

My heart is full.

 

[Genghis Khan]

As an aside, I don't trust numbers guys who have a heart or any sort of emotions whatsoever.

 

[Cotton]

I have a clear eye view, does that help?

"After careful consideration, we don't believe you are a good fit for the team. But, keep your chin up because you were this close to making the roster."

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[Bipo]

John Park wants YOU!

Can't lose....

 

[mcnuttz]

As an aside, I don't trust numbers guys who have a heart or any sort of emotions whatsoever.

To add to that, I don't trust emotional guys who are always counting.

 

[Cotton]

 

[mcnuttz]

I don't wanna taco bout it

 

[ravidubey]

Can't lose....

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Especially after he puts on his power ring

 

[Bipo]

Especially after he puts on his power ring

Coach Taylor is leveling up for sure.