2026 Draft Week Chatter Thread...

[bbgun]

You have his ass on the roster and go through drama next year?

But your defense is shit and now you're creating a hole on offense - the strength of the team.

 

[boozeman]

Hai guyz wanna go chat on Discord?

 

[NoDak]

@boozeman , on second thought, get back to me in a couple hours.

My wife just made a liquor store run for me. And I took the whole God damn weekend off. Don't work again until Tuesday. Starting the evening off with a few white russians. Then gonna switch over to pendleton.

Should be smoothed out nicely by pick 12.

 

[boozeman]

But your defense is shit and now you're creating a hole on offense - the strength of the team.

Not if you draft a WR in the first.

~black guy tapping temple.gif~

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That “they expect to get at least a third,” report is fucking infuriating. They can’t do the deal for less than a first that nets a WR. Or if they take Tyson at 12, then they can’t take less than what it takes to get an equivalent defender to what they could get at “about” 12.

Ie I’ll take 18 if I can get Thineman there.

That's what makes me feel sick about this team. They would settle for a third just to save paying the 27 mil this season. The Jones boys are fucking gross.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Oh fuck me.

Oh well, I guess if that goddamn dumbass wasn’t there, we would be concerned.

The same Eagles mohawked degenerate fan is there, too. The NFL must fly these guys in.

Next thing you know we'll be seeing this guy there.

 

[boozeman]

@boozeman , on second thought, get back to me in a couple hours.

My wife just made a liquor store run for me. And I took the whole God damn weekend off. Don't work again until Tuesday. Starting the evening off with a few white russians. Then gonna switch over to pendleton.

Should be smoothed out nicely by pick 12.

Excellent.

I shall be properly sauced by then.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Not if you draft a WR in the first.

~black guy tapping temple.gif~

That precious third in return will fix the defense don't worry.

Stephen Jones advanced calculus class.

 

[Smitty]

Hai guyz wanna go chat on Discord?

I will when my son goes to bed

 

[Cotton]

Oh fuck me.

Oh well, I guess if that goddamn dumbass wasn’t there, we would be concerned.

No, we wouldn't.

 

[Cujo]

So…Pickens for Crosby straight up. The money sorta works.

I am not so certain about scheme fit if they expect the LBers to drop. He is a chase player.

A 24 year old for a 29 year old? I want at least a third thrown in

 

[data]

The same Eagles mohawked degenerate fan is there, too. The NFL must fly these guys in.

Next thing you know we'll be seeing this guy there.

Every team's fanatic in one spot. Imagine them trying to show each other up.

 

[Smitty]

That's what makes me feel sick about this team. They would settle for a third just to save paying the 27 mil this season. The Jones boys are fucking gross.

And because they can justify it in their twisted sick fuck minds by saying “well we gave up a third, got him for a year, got a third back.”

 

[Cowboysrock55]

And because they can justify it in their twisted sick fuck minds by saying “well we gave up a third, got him for a year, got a third back.”

Thats a free year of WR play, that's winning.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

And because they can justify it in their twisted sick fuck minds by saying “well we gave up a third, got him for a year, got a third back.”

And/or "Two rounds better than Amari. We did great."

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

You know, when I made the decision to stop drinking I thought that it would suck on nights like draft nights or gamedays, but I don't really miss it at all. Hell, if anything, I probably won't get nearly as mad. (okay, that's probably a lie)

 

[Smitty]

One of the replies:

 

[Cowboysrock55]

One of the replies:

I love how she says it frees up 27 mil. Like there is anyone fucking available worth spending 27 mil on. What 4 more Olawales that no one wanted to sign?

 

[Stars]

So did he sign the tag or not? Because that’s a big difference