2026 Cowboys Free Agency Thread…

[Irving Cowboy]

Hot Boyz II?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That is unsettlingly close to Bang Bros.

Says a guy who has never seen the movie Mighty Ducks.

 

[Cotton]

Says a guy who has never seen the movie Mighty Ducks.

Where do you get that from? I have seen that movie, and I have no idea how it relates to porn. Matter of fact it disturbs me a bit that you thought about that movie because of a porn reference.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Where do you get that from? I have seen that movie, and I have no idea how it relates to porn. Matter of fact it disturbs me a bit that you thought about that movie because of a porn reference.

Bash Brothers...

Mighty Ducks...

The Original Bash Brothers.

And you think of porn. Get your head out of the gutter.

 

[Simpleton]

If Bullard and Ogbonnia can shut down the A/B gaps for 20 snaps a game I'm calling them the Bang Bros, like it or lump it.

 

[Cotton]

Bash Brothers...

Mighty Ducks...

The Original Bash Brothers.

And you think of porn. Get your head out of the gutter.

I can tell you have kids way younger than mine by how well you know the movie Mighty Ducks.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I can tell you have kids way younger than mine by how well you know the movie Mighty Ducks.

5 and 7 to be exact.

 

[Cotton]

5 and 7 to be exact.

Yeah, mine are 20 and 24.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Bash Brothers...

Mighty Ducks...

The Original Bash Brothers.

And you think of porn. Get your head out of the gutter.

The Bash Brothers were Canseco and McGwire which I believe predates the Mighty Ducks.

 

[Cotton]

The Bash Brothers were Canseco and McGwire which I believe predates the Mighty Ducks.

I had forgotten about that but you're correct, sir.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The Bash Brothers were Canseco and McGwire which I believe predates the Mighty Ducks.

I did forget about them.

And yet someone here is picturing dudes banging on a bus.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

The Bash Brothers were Canseco and McGwire which I believe predates the Mighty Ducks.

“The Sultans of Swat”

 

[Cotton]

“The Sultans of Swat”

?

 

[Irving Cowboy]

?

That was another one of their nicknames

 

[Irving Cowboy]

That was another one of their nicknames

Ahem… my mistake. I misremembered. That’s about the Yankees

Baseball was never my thing anyway.

 

[Cotton]

Ahem… my mistake. I misremembered. That’s about the Yankees

Baseball was never my thing anyway.

You better be damn glad you posted an adjustment to your first statement because that gorilla was coming in hot and heavy.

 

[mcnuttz]

Babe Ruth was the Sultan of Swat.

You've brought great shame to DCC.

 

[Cotton]

Babe Ruth was the Sultan of Swat.

You've brought great shame to DCC.

And the SultanS of Swat were Babe Ruth and various other Yankees. Mantle, Gehrig, and DiMaggio.

 

[NoDak]

And the SultanS of Swat were Babe Ruth and various other Yankees. Mantle, Gehrig, and DiMaggio.

I’ve never heard them called that. Sultan of Swat was all Babe.

And Ruth never played with Mantle and DiMaggio. The 27 Yankees were called Murderer’s Row. Ruth and Gehrig played together then.

 

[mcnuttz]

And the SultanS of Swat were Babe Ruth and various other Yankees. Mantle, Gehrig, and DiMaggio.

I don't like arguing on the internet, but I was a big time baseball history buff as a kid and I never heard that.

So I am calling bull hockey.