2026 Cowboys Free Agency Thread…

[Smitty]

Would bang.

ditto

 

[roughneck266]

Hot take: I think Slater is kinda a hoebag.

That's it. That's the post.

 

[Cotton]

Would bang.

You think that, until she texts you this at 3 in the morning.

 

[Cotton]

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Welcome back. Where the hell have you been, mister?

 

[Cujo]

You think that, until she texts you this at 3 in the morning.

I have a PhD in dealing with crazy bitches.

 

[Cotton]

I have a PhD in dealing with crazy bitches.

We are going to have to have a relationship intervention with you. Apparently, you need professional help.

 

[Cujo]

We are going to have to have a relationship intervention with you. Apparently, you need professional help.

That's what my boss tells me all the time.

 

[Texas Ace]

I don't even want to give up one 1st for Crosby, but if we're going to give up anything, it should be ONE 1st and nothing more.

Not a 7th, not a player....nothing.

 

[roughneck266]

Welcome back. Where the hell have you been, mister?

Sick is a dog for a couple weeks and had a shit ton of work to do when that was done. Pretty much dark till dark every day when I was off the rig.
I missed you too sweetheart.

 

[Cotton]

Sick is a dog for a couple weeks and had a shit ton of work to do when that was done. Pretty much dark till dark every day when I was off the rig.
I missed you too sweetheart.

YOU DIDNT EVEN CALL!!!!

 

[roughneck266]

1-900-HOTLICK

 

[Cotton]

1-900-HOTLICK

I'm not calling again. You NEVER pick up the phone when I call. I end up just talking to some Indian dude about curry.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[bbgun]

 

[Simpleton]

If we were willing to trade two 1's for Crosby he'd be a Cowboy by now.

 

[Cotton]

If we were willing to trade two 1's for Crosby he'd be a Cowboy by now.

Doesn't help me much. I'm still holding my breathe hoping they don't even give one 1.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Doesn't help me much. I'm still holding my breathe hoping they don't even give one 1.

Yeah I really don't want to give up a first round pick for him.

Nothing against Crosby, he is a badass. The only thing I would say is Crosby and Williams would be a pretty fun duo in the Dline. Neither guy has ever had a running mate that talented.

But I want a talented rebuilt entire defense. Not just one dude and fingers crossed everyone else can be better.

 

[Simpleton]

Doesn't help me much. I'm still holding my breathe hoping they don't even give one 1.

I don't think there's any chance we trade two 1's for him. One 1?

Maybe, but if you want someone like Crosby just sign Hendrickson who is older, but nearly as good, and obviously doesn't cost anything but cap space.

 

[GShock]

Is Crosby even a fit for this scheme?

I mean, if you end up with him, you make it work, but all else being equal, is that who Parker would ideally want?

 

[Simpleton]

Is Crosby even a fit for this scheme?

I mean, if you end up with him, you make it work, but all else being equal, is that who Parker would ideally want?

I don't think so, he's a pure 4-3 DE who I think has very rarely stood up. He's so talented that I think you could make it work but giving up that many picks for a so-so fit isn't what you want.

Ironically he'd be a much better fit in an Eberflus defense.