2026 Cowboys Draft Chatter Thread

[Cowboysrock55]

It's draft day, SHUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN

I have cleared my night. Wife is taking the kids to the park while the oldest has softball practice. I don't have court today so I'll be able to screw around in the office with my TV streaming draft stuff.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Local fizzy wines have produced a good buzz and my wife is half wasted


Looking for Bourbon (equivalent) in the wee hours when the draft starts

Fizzy Bourbon sounds fun

 

[Genghis Khan]

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Wait, Slater? Or the old lady in the gif?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Wasn't she the one who's man dumped her with a tweet?

Not sure, but I remember she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her when his Fitbit showed repeated high activity at 2-3 am...

Oh shit!

 

[boozeman]

I agree. Plus he’s no Derwin James. Downs punched above his weight on a stacked OSU team. We take him at 12, he’s going to have to become The Man.

Downs gets a bit of a downgrade from me because Patricia and his pencil behind his ear both swear by him.

 

[boozeman]

I have cleared my night. Wife is taking the kids to the park while the oldest has softball practice. I don't have court today so I'll be able to screw around in the office with my TV streaming draft stuff.

My worry is that I have some 2nd shift yahoo pull a fool and keep me from leaving early.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

This is where we say how we miss this being on the weekend.

 

[Cotton]

It's draft day, SHUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN

Locking it now.