2025 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

[Rev]

Shit, he ain’t got dick on Antonio Cromartie. He has sired an even dozen with bunch of different slags.

Tyreek is still young. He has time.

 

[ravidubey]

Tyreek is still young. He has time.

Cromartie may have sired more in the interim. Gonna be an uphill battle

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Cromartie may have sired more in the interim. Gonna be an uphill battle

The race isn't over for him.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[shoop]

The race isn't over for him.

I only remember him having 2 or 3 at the same time. ‘Reek so fast he got 5 at once.

 

[boozeman]

Watch that little shit Roseman with this one.

 

[Texas Ace]

What kind of moron marries a guy who is awaiting the birth of 5 different children from 5 different in the same year?

 

[bbgun]

he'll have to do autograph shows for the rest of his life to pay for these bastards children

 

[NoDak]

What kind of moron marries a guy who is awaiting the birth of 5 different children from 5 different in the same year?

A moron looking for a quick pay day?

 

[Texas Ace]

A moron looking for a quick pay day?

But she didn't have to marry him for that!

She's already got the kid so she's set up with child support for life. So why marry him?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

But she didn't have to marry him for that!

She's already got the kid so she's set up with child support for life. So why marry him?

Half of everything earned during marriage plus child support. She will probably make a run at spousal support too even though it would be BS.

 

[NoDak]

But she didn't have to marry him for that!

She's already got the kid so she's set up with child support for life. So why marry him?

Bigger pay cut in divorce court settlement than just a child support. If you're gonna go the scumbag route, go all the way. Think BIG!!

 

[mcnuttz]

What kind of moron marries a guy who is awaiting the birth of 5 different children from 5 different in the same year?

He's changed.

 

[Cujo]

I don't understand why anyone would want a whole platoon of children. Guarantee you, he will never even know all their names much less anything about them.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I don't understand why anyone would want a whole platoon of children. Guarantee you, he will never even know all their names much less anything about them.

Somehow I don't think he mapped this all out ahead of time.

 

[Texas Ace]

I don't understand why anyone would want a whole platoon of children. Guarantee you, he will never even know all their names much less anything about them.

I don't think he "wanted" all those kids.

He just can't be bothered to protect himself and he doesn't care what the outcome is.

 

[Cujo]

Somehow I don't think he mapped this all out ahead of time.

You would've thought he would consider getting a vasectomy after 6 or 7.

 

[boozeman]

What kind of moron marries a guy who is awaiting the birth of 5 different children from 5 different in the same year?

$$$$$$

She ain’t no moron.

 

[boozeman]

I don't understand why anyone would want a whole platoon of children. Guarantee you, he will never even know all their names much less anything about them.

A tremendous number of people use the reproductive act of having a child as a transaction. Sometimes emotional. Sometimes financial. A lot of times simply being fucking retarded.