2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Simpleton]

Soon?

Depends on what you think soon is, but I expect it in the next 5ish years.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Depends on what you think soon is, but I expect it in the next 5ish years.

I bet he lives well into his 90s. We're at least 10 years off.

 

[1bigfan13]

I bet he lives well into his 90s. We're at least 10 years off.

Post-stroke Jerry Jones negotiating a contract with our star WR in 2038:

 

[Bipo]

Sounds like Abdul Carter gonna make Parsons yesterdays new anyway.

 

[NoDak]

Even Spaulding is showing signs of age. He looks damn near 40.

He’ll look just right when it’s time for him to take over the team.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

He’ll look just right when it’s time for him to take over the team.

You MoC bastid.

 

[Texas Ace]

Going back to this, this is actually a great analogy by Dez and it shows you what a sneaky bastard Jerry is and how his M.O. is to circumvent the agent and that's exactly what he's trying to do to Micah right now.

Just like Dez would destroy Jerry on a football field (Dez's area of expertise), Jerry would kill Dez and now Micah at the negotiating table because that's his area of expertise.

And that's why that sneaky old cretin wants to remove the professional (the agent) from the equation so he can get over on the players.

But both Dez and Micah are proving to Jerry that he underestimated them and yet that won't keep his dumb ass from making this same mistake and lapse in judgement again.

 

[Cujo]

Going back to this, this is actually a great analogy by Dez and it shows you what a sneaky bastard Jerry is and how his M.O. is to circumvent the agent and that's exactly what he's trying to do to Micah right now.

Just like Dez would destroy Jerry on a football field (Dez's area of expertise), Jerry would kill Dez and now Micah at the negotiating table because that's his area of expertise.

And that's why that sneaky old cretin wants to remove the professional (the agent) from the equation so he can get over on the players.

But both Dez and Micah are proving to Jerry that he underestimated them and yet that won't keep his dumb ass from making this same mistake and lapse in judgement again.

All this to save money when he could just sign a guy 10 months earlier and save 12 million.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Cujo]

Fucking bag of shit.

 

[Rev]

Fucking bag of shit.

Hey. Watch it. No need to be disparaging. Even bags of shit shouldn't be abused like that.

 

[bbgun]

Is the doco only about the glory days or do they cover the last 30 years of futility as well?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Is the doco only about the glory days or do they cover the last 30 years of futility as well?

I think it goes all the way back to the 60s and Jerry's glory hole days.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

Sorry bro, they don't do early deals here anymore unless yer a good ole boy TE or take pennies on the dollar.

 

[SaveAHorseRideACowboy]

Maybe, maybe not.

But I know that Orlovsky is a moron, and wrong most of the time.

Absolutely.. Stephen A and Orlovsky love to dueche the cowboys

 

[mcnuttz]

Speaking of Genes, having a wife that lets you fuck everything in sight doesn’t hurt either.

DCC convention at AT&T

All-inclusive 2 hour art tour

 

[Bipo]

DCC convention at AT&T

All-inclusive 2 hour art tour

More interesting than the trophy case these days.

 

[Bipo]

 

[Bipo]