2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

The line is still -7 Philly. I might buy a half point to be safe.

Philly will win by double digits.

Bradie. Bottle. Lock.

 

[Texas Ace]

Philly will win by double digits.

Bradie. Bottle. Lock.

I think we either pull a shocking win or get the shit beat out of us, no in-between.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Genghis Khan]

“The bigger issue is respect."

 

[Rev]

“The bigger issue is respect."

Yep but I will take any help that I can get. Well not from Michael Keaton there.

 

[ravidubey]

Yep but I will take any help that I can get. Well not from Michael Keaton there.

Or Charles Haley

 

[Cujo]

Philly will win by double digits.

Bradie. Bottle. Lock.

I mean, that's what I'm thinking but week 1 is tricky.

 

[NoDak]

That appears to be the strategy. Prove you can win without me. His back could hurt all year.

If he doesn't play a certain amount, he doesn't accrue time towards FA, right? Or am I thinking of something else.

 

[Bipo]

Philly will win by double digits.

Bradie. Bottle. Lock.

Shemar

 

[Rev]

If he doesn't play a certain amount, he doesn't accrue time towards FA, right? Or am I thinking of something else.

I know MLB is that way.

 

[NoDak]

I know MLB is that way.

Maybe that's what I was thinking about. I knew I'd heard it somewhere.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

If he doesn't play a certain amount, he doesn't accrue time towards FA, right? Or am I thinking of something else.

If he sits out the year this is correct. Not sure how the bullshit fake injury thing works. I don't believe he will get paid though.

 

[NoDak]

If he sits out the year this is correct. Not sure how the bullshit fake injury thing works. I don't believe he will get paid though.

So he does need a certain amount of time. If Parsons doesn't sign after a couple weeks, watch Jerry go full Vader vs younglings and put him on season ending IR for that "back injury".

No time accrued.

 

[Bipo]

So he does need a certain amount of time. If Parsons doesn't sign after a couple weeks, watch Jerry go full Vader vs younglings and put him on season ending IR for that "back injury".

No time accrued.

Pretty sure he'd get credit for a year being on IR.

 

[shoop]

The Original Taco about Taco Mazi.

Completely deluded

 

[Rev]

So he does need a certain amount of time. If Parsons doesn't sign after a couple weeks, watch Jerry go full Vader vs younglings and put him on season ending IR for that "back injury".

No time accrued.

An Accrued Season requires a player to be under contract and on full pay status for six or more regular-season games in a league year. This status can be earned even if the player is on the Injured Reserve (IR) or Physically Unable to Perform (PUP) lists, but not if they are on a Practice Squad or exempt list.

 

[NoDak]

Well, shit.

 

[Rev]

See. We are just the Jags with better marketing.

 

[UncleMilti]

See. We are just the Jags with better marketing.

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Oh yeah??? Well, our owner/GM/President/Capologist/Contract Lawyer had his OWN Netflix series.

 

[Genghis Khan]

See. We are just the Jags with better marketing.

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To be fair, I don't think this stat means anything. When you compare the teams in the top half with the bottom half, there doesn't seem to be much correlation to winning (for example the Raiders and Steelers are in the top half but haven't won squat, and the Rams and Patriots are in the bottom half and have 5 super bowl wins in this time span between them).