2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

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I mean it, do not try me.

Now I would watch with morbid curiosity if we traded for Sanders’s kid.

 

[boozeman]

Great. Let's waste yet another draft pick on a backup QB.

Take a few minutes and go check the depth charts of the 31 other teams at QB. Practically everyone is fucked if the starter goes down.

 

[bbgun]

Practically everyone is fucked if the starter goes down.

If we need him to keep us afloat for just a month, as Rush did, it might be beyond his capabilities.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Great. Let's waste yet another draft pick on a backup QB.

It would be insanely dumb.

Just go with Grier and hope for the best if you don't like Milton enough.

 

[Bipo]

Oh no!! The only other loss that I think could rival this one is if the Pride Guy at CB couldn't play for some reason.

 

[bbgun]

infecting the troops

 

[Rev]

Another Dur emoji for bbgun!!

 

[bbgun]

I hope that dur was for helmet boy.

 

[boozeman]

I hope that dur was for helmet boy.

No.

It was for you for posting it.

Take it. Take the dur.

 

[NoDak]

I mean it, do not try me.

Y'all loved Elias. Oh, you wanna kick ass? Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome, and ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me? Huh. I shit on all of you.

 

[UncleMilti]

Sam was funny af. I'll never forget the first time I saw him in "Back to School".

Wasn't Hicks some Joe Cocker wannabe from American Idol?

His freakout and the interaction with Dangerfield about Vietnam was a fucking all timer.

 

[UncleMilti]

I understand this is a retarded rumor pushed by a relic like Fisher.

However.

I swear, by all that is holy, if they do this I stop watching this fucking team.

I will celebrate his signing by sending you a box of lobsters from The Lobster Guy.

 

[Rev]

I will celebrate his signing by sending you a box of lobsters from The Lobster Guy.

Psst. It was Crab legs that he shoplifted.

 

[Simpleton]

Winston is the exact type of backup I don't want, which is basically a pretty competent backup who could drag us to a .500 record if Dak goes down for half a season.

He's a good backup, so I guess that's something, but the only scenario where I'd want a good backup is if we have a winning record and Dak misses maybe 3-4 games.

Anything other than that and I just want losses.

 

[boozeman]

I shit on all of you.

Oh, we know Sgt. Barnes.

 

[boozeman]

They got phished by a Temu Ernie.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Apparently they also claimed Nik Bonitto was a better player than Parsons.

And Sean Payton is shooting his mouth off about they're winning the Super Bowl.

Total clowns. Hilarious they think Bo Nix is really the answer.

My Payton/Broncos hate is officially at 11.

 

[UncleMilti]

Psst. It was Crab legs that he shoplifted.

Was it? I thought it was lobsters he stuffed in his pants. Still a good joke you bastard.

 

[UncleMilti]

Take a few minutes and go check the depth charts of the 31 other teams at QB. Practically everyone is fucked if the starter goes down.

After watching 2 episodes of the Bills training camp on HBO, their GM and staff claim Trubiski is THE MAN if ole Joshy goes down for any length of time.

~Furley sniff~

 

[boozeman]