2025 Cowboys Free Agency

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This thread can probably be used to store extra toilet paper and the 16 bottles of dish soap our wives bought just because they were on sale.
 
Bill Shatner said:
Right. I can’t get outta Sams Club for less than $500
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Let Jerry go with you and shop. You’ll get shit off the lower shelves with 4 years of dust on them at 55% off but you won’t quite realize it.
And even better, after he rambles on for 45 minutes about how great a deal you got, you’ll feel like you just might win a prize or some kind of shopping competition after you leave the store with your cart full of expired groceries.
It won’t be till you get home and open up your boxes of expired stuff that you realize you’ve been fucked.
 
UncleMilti said:
Let Jerry go with you and shop. You’ll get shit off the lower shelves with 4 years of dust on them at 55% off but you won’t quite realize it.
And even better, after he rambles on for 45 minutes about how great a deal you got, you’ll feel like you just might win a prize or some kind of shopping competition after you leave the store with your cart full of expired groceries.
It won’t be till you get home and open up your boxes of expired stuff that you realize you’ve been fucked.
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I’d rather take 3 Morman wives to Sam’s than be in the presence of that twat for 5 seconds.
 
Cotton said:
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Really loading up on the random bottom of the barrel Oline. Kind of weird to do right before the draft. Not that signing these guys should impact the teams draft plan at all.

Just that these are camp bodies you usually sign after the draft because you know how many you need to get through camp or a preseason game. It feels a little like they are already expecting to not take Olineman in the draft. But of course in no way would this stop you from drafting say Membou if he fell to 12. You just don't really expect the Olineman to fall and best best available.

Which is fair enough. I do not love this Oline class, depth, top talent or any of it. There are Olineman I like in this draft, but not many.
 


Cowboysrock55 said:
That's fair, but there is a zero percent chance of Seattle winning a Superbowl while he is there.
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1bigfan13 said:
But I trust their ownership & GM to at least make an honest effort to improve the roster. That's all you can ask for as a player.
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I know this is jumping the gun a bit, but....

Everyone was so dismissive when Tank said he went to Seattle to compete for a Super Bowl. Now look at him. In one year he's already playing in a conference title game. Something no Cowboy has done in 30 years.

As I said back in March, they had a chance of reaching that goal because they have ownership and a front office who actually GAF and make football the top priority.
 
I don't like Seattle, I just never have, but that's the kind of team I'd love to root for - take a moderately priced QB off the scrap heap and add him to a great defensive roster that hits hard and plays like its hair is on fire.

That's the exact opposite kind of formula Jerry loves here, which is pay a good QB a fortune, then do everything possible to make him (and yourself of course) look good while almost totally neglecting the other side of the football.
 
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