
Before I die I’m going to eat a bag of
You thought I was going to say McNuggets, didn’t you?I gotta admit, for a second I thought this was going in a different direction.
Apparently so.Did he really think he was going to win?
Ever seen an interview with this guy? He gives off such strong douche vibes that he makes guys like Johnny Manziel and Nick Siriani look like Tim Tebow.So he's really like that? I thought he was just doing a bit going into the Heisman.
Ever seen an interview with this guy? He gives us such strong douche vibes that he makes guys like Johnny Manziel and Nick Siriani look like Tim Tebow.
No, I guess I need to.Ever seen an interview with this guy? He gives off such strong douche vibes that he makes guys like Johnny Manziel and Nick Siriani look like Tim Tebow.

May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.I know, Chapo, not my best work. I promise to get better. But, just know, when someone facepalms one of my dad jokes it just makes me laugh even harder. So, basically, you're encouraging me and you don't even know it.![]()