2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[P_T]

Can I walk into IBM and watch employees at work in their cubicles? Asking for a friend.

No, but you can at these places:

NFL Stadium Tours

This guide covers behind the scenes access at NFL venues across all 32 markets, including what each visit typically includes, how locker room availability interacts with the home game schedule, and how to time the booking correctly for those combining a venue visit with attending the game...

blog.elitesportstours.com

I also don't think I'd compare a football team with a tech giant... I tell ya that I have gone on some cool brewery and distillery tours though.

 

[boozeman]

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It is a prime avatar picture.

 

[boozeman]

WARNING GARRETT

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It's 6:37 in the morning and one of the first things I see when I wake up is Jason Garrett.

Fuck you very much, boozer.

 

[Texas Ace]

WARNING GARRETT

I don't know if he means it, but I do like his answer.

 

[boozeman]

It's 6:37 in the morning and one of the first things I see when I wake up is Jason Garrett.

Fuck you very much, boozer.

I provided a warning.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Genghis Khan]

Oruwariye deserves to be rostered anyway.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

God I can't stand Florio.

Micah Parsons shouldn't play until he's 100 percent, or until he gets paid

On Sunday night, Cowboys defensive standout Micah Parsons will miss his third straight game with an ankle injury.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

When you wear high-top shoes, that means you can't run anymore.

 

[data]

We’re talking 3rd and 3 scramble when past first reads instead of shellshock throwing off-balance to hyphenated players or double-covered Turpin.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

When you wear high-top shoes, that means you can't run anymore.

When you have to wear an ankle brace to go fishing, that means you can't run anymore too.

 

[Smitty]

Tell me what position the Cowboys are actually good at.

I'll wait.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Tell me what position the Cowboys are actually good at.

I'll wait.

Exactly.

We're pretty good at corner when Bland is healthy. We're probably pretty decent at DE when Parsons and our other three top DEs are healthy.

That's about it.

 

[bbgun]

Goof Son with another chestnut.

 

[Foobio]

 

[Cujo]

He'll probably live to be 110.

 

[Bipo]

Goof Son with another chestnut.

So full of bullshit. Defense was embarrassing with no injuries.

What's the excuse for the shit offense with two of the highest paid players in history?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

How do you get fired on your day off?