2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

Women live longer than men.

Generally yes, but a lot of that comes from things that don't really apply to Jerry like working more dangerous jobs.

 

[ravidubey]

Because we couldn't have run a pistol? GTFO

Jerry is just spinning bullshit to excuse his dumbass belief that Zeke was somehow a comparable signing or still a quality player.

Agreed

While I don’t think Henry would be having the same kind of year he’s having in Baltimore, he would have made a huge difference

In Baltimore it’s almost unfair to prepare to have to stop Jackson every play then get a beast like Henry as a changeup. Before this year, Henry was always the guy you had to stop first and foremost.

And for Jackson, it’s a major relief to be able to hand the ball off to a credible threat vs having to carry almost all of the load, despite having a defense statistically identical to Dallas’.

Dak is 8-6 TD/INT and Jackson is 15-2 on a five game winning streak— those numbers would have been a lot closer to each other were Henry in Dallas.

 

[Bipo]

Generally yes, but a lot of that comes from things that don't really apply to Jerry like working more dangerous jobs.

His mom probably wasn't a dumb drunken cunt like he is tho.

 

[Genghis Khan]

His mom probably wasn't a dumb drunken cunt like he is tho.

I'm going to need some evidence for that.

 

[ravidubey]

Feh. People will be escorted in to a Jerry Jones AI hologram until the end of time.

Does it ramble and smack its lips randomly

 

[boozeman]

This may be another reason we cannot attract free agents. Imagine being told that not only is the organization cheap, they don’t take football seriously and put it first. He just fuck came out and said the quiet part out loud.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This may be another reason we cannot attract free agents. Imagine being told that not only is the organization cheap, they don’t take football seriously and put it first. He just fuck came out and said the quiet part out loud.

The issue is that we refuse to spend money, not that we can't attract free agents.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Rev]

It's those same people that aren't telling Jerry about needing RB going into this past offseason.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'm going to need some evidence for that.

Drinking, prostitutes, probably stressful life. You'd think these things would cut a man's life shorter but who knows. People you think may die soon don't and people you think are healthy and will live forever suddenly pass away. All we can do is take life season by season and this season is a toilet flush.

 

[Rev]

Season saved.

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

Fowler's a turd. Dallas might be as human zoo, but their facilities are superior to Washington's.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Season saved.

Or "wrist injury".

 

[Genghis Khan]

Fowler's a turd. Dallas might be as human zoo, but their facilities are superior to Washington's.

He didn't say that!

 

[boozeman]

Like whom?

Zack Martin? Demarcus Lawrence? Even guys like Kendricks and Cooks are hurt.

Nobody else is remotely marketable.

 

[Rev]

 

[bbgun]

Like whom?

Zack Martin? Demarcus Lawrence? Even guys like Kendricks and Cooks are hurt.

Nobody else is remotely marketable.

Fins tanked their season rather than trade for Lance

 

[Rev]

Like whom?

Zack Martin? Demarcus Lawrence? Even guys like Kendricks and Cooks are hurt.

Nobody else is remotely marketable.

Probably get a first for Turpin.

 

[bbgun]

Dumb tweet. You can't be sellers when you're .500 and play in a so-so division.