2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

It is the players’ job to tolerate an unserious organization. Sounds about right.

Yep, the only hope with Stephen is that he tones back some of the BS when he's in charge. The tours and all that shit will still happen but Stephen isn't as much of a showman and probably won't be running off at the mouth as much.

 

[Simpleton]

And this is exactly why I'm not as emotionally invested. Sure I enjoy wins to an extent, but this organization does not prioritize winning and that's all there is to it.

 

[boozeman]

Yep, the only hope with Stephen is that he tones back some of the BS when he's in charge. The tours and all that shit will still happen but Stephen isn't as much of a showman and probably won't be running off at the mouth as much.

Feh. People will be escorted in to a Jerry Jones AI hologram until the end of time.

 

[boozeman]

And this is exactly why I'm not as emotionally invested. Sure I enjoy wins to an extent, but this organization does not prioritize winning and that's all there is to it.

Yeah, we are gonna do Cowboys things.

It used to really emotionally drive me to anger but not anymore. It is rapidly approaching soft chuckle stage.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Feh. People will be escorted in to a Jerry Jones AI hologram until the end of time.

That's one of the most grotesque and disturbing things I've ever seen.

You know the credit card story is programmed in, too.

 

[Texas Ace]

Yep, the only hope with Stephen is that he tones back some of the BS when he's in charge. The tours and all that shit will still happen but Stephen isn't as much of a showman and probably won't be running off at the mouth as much.

Pffffff...... Good luck with that.

Did you not read the part about how much those stupid tours generate in revenue for them?

Stephen ain't getting rid of that.

 

[Texas Ace]

Feh. People will be escorted in to a Jerry Jones AI hologram until the end of time.

I would love to ask that stupid fucking thing:

"Why do you suck so much at your job and what do we fans have to do to get you to sell the team?"

Asshole.

 

[bbgun]

Jerry has reached that Al Davis stage of his life/ownership. Doing things that make no sense, and saying things that are even worse.

 

[boozeman]

That's one of the most grotesque and disturbing things I've ever seen.

You know the credit card story is programmed in, too.

You are damn straight Love Field Story is front and center.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Jerry has reached that Al Davis stage of his life/ownership. Doing things that make no sense, and saying things that are even worse.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Jerry has reached that Al Davis stage of his life/ownership. Doing things that make no sense, and saying things that are even worse.

He was born in that stage.

 

[Rev]

 

[Simpleton]

Jerry is the same age Davis was when he died, I assume we have another 5 years or so, but I don't think it'll be too long now.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Jerry is the same age Davis was when he died, I assume we have another 5 years or so, but I don't think it'll be too long now.

Jerry is 82.

His mother lived to 90.

He might have a decade or more left.

And then clearly AI Jerry steps in.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

And then clearly AI Jerry steps in.

 

[Texas Ace]

Jerry is 82.

His mother lived to 90.

He might have a decade or more left.

And then clearly AI Jerry steps in.

He's gonna come back in the form of a robot and shit.

I can see it now....

 

[Rev]

He's gonna come back in the form of a robot and shit.

I can see it now....

Futurama. Head in a glass jar.

 

[boozeman]

Just waiting for the bandages to appear at the PC where he defiantly defends the Witten hire as head coach.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Jerry is 82.

His mother lived to 90.

He might have a decade or more left.

And then clearly AI Jerry steps in.

Women live longer than men.