2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[mcnuttz]

I'm listening right now. At DT, he actually went out of his way to praise Mazi, and said we threw some more things at DT.

Those are GM duties, he's doing it!

 

[Genghis Khan]

Jerry was asked if Lamb's holdout was a factor in his slow start, and he basically said he and Dak did so much work in the offseason he didn't think so. Okay, so the "Dakyard" workouts are just as good as training camp.

But he also said he considered availability as important as ability. Basically, it's just like I thought -- he sees training camp as an opportunity to get hurt, not as a time to improve. That's why he didn't hate the holdout and may even have seen it as a good thing in some ways.

I hate hate hate that saying.

No, availability is not the most important ability.

I'm available. Still the most important ability?

 

[mcnuttz]

I hate hate hate that saying.

No, availability is not the most important ability.

I'm available. Still the most important ability?

How would your current shape compare to the health condition of your past?

 

[Genghis Khan]

How would your current shape compare to the health condition of your past?

You'll see when my workout vid drops, but...

The condition in which my body currently rests is at its apex in the context of the totality of my years of existence.

 

[Cujo]

I think he's reached a point where he has no tolerance for Dak's shortcomings. Whether it's him getting tight in big moments or missing him on reads or throwing bad balls his way, I think Lamb is just over Dak and just doesn't care for him at this point, hence the short fuse and low tolerance.

I think you're right. It's just odd that he would choose a time to get angry in a game in which he fumbled in the red zone.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You'll see when my workout vid drops, but...

The condition in which my body currently rests is at its apex in the context of the totality of my years of existence.

BSOHL!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I think you're right. It's just odd that he would choose a time to get angry in a game in which he fumbled in the red zone.

Maybe he was angry with himself for playing poorly?

 

[Bipo]

 

[Cujo]

Maybe he was angry with himself for playing poorly?

It's possible. Pure speculation that he was mad at Dak, but it appeared that way.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Ooooh I don't know about that.

 

[bbgun]

Teams are throwing big bodies at Parsons whereas RW31 got fat and slow.

 

[Bipo]

Teams are throwing big bodies at Parsons whereas RW31 got fat and slow.

Agree, but 11 has zero business on the DL unless obvious passing down. He's just too small.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Ooooh I don't know about that.

Totally stupid comparison.

 

[Bipo]

Talking heads at ESPN are now calling them the allas Cowboys. No D in Dallas.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Talking heads at ESPN are now calling them the allas Cowboys. No D in Dallas.

That's original. Never heard that one before.

 

[mcnuttz]

Agree, but 11 has zero business on the DL unless obvious passing down. He's just too small.

Commit to making him a lb again.

 

[Bipo]

Commit to making him a lb again.

Probably not gonna happen. Coaches gets greedy when anyone shows they can rush the passer. Instead of the amazing rookie year he had when he was only rushing about 50% of the time, now he goes like 85/15

 

[Foobio]

 

[boozeman]

This is a non-story.

When Parsons hooks up with some biotch from a cut rate rap pop band and gets robbed of his precious bodily fluids, let me know.

 

[boozeman]

Feh. If you are a sucker for commercialism, oh well.