2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cowboysrock55]

No they didn't. What the fuck is he talking about? 2 nice trades is winning the offseason? Is he stupid?

It's like a kid getting 2 questions right out of 10 on a pop quiz and then trying to brag about the two questions he got right.

 

[Rev]

Rosie looks surprised.

 

[Bipo]

I wonder if there are any homers reading this thread and screaming at their screen...."THEY'RE GONNA SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW GOOD THE ROSTER REALLY IS!!"

Then they get up out of their computer chair and and do that thigh slap thing like Boozemun does.

 

[Cotton]

I wonder if there are any homers reading this thread and screaming at their screen...."THEY'RE GONNA SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW GOOD THE ROSTER REALLY IS!!"

Then they get up out of their computer chair and and do that thigh slap thing like Boozemun does.

Always a good time to revisit this.

 

[Cotton]

I will have that forever and no one can take it away.

 

[boozeman]

Why even post this shit? It just serves to piss me the fuck off.

Mission accomplished.

 

[boozeman]

I will have that forever and no one can take it away.

When I post the video of Kristi stripping just for you, you will be sorry. Very very sorry.

 

[Cotton]

When I post the video of Kristi stripping just for you, you will be sorry. Very very sorry.

I just wouldn't watch it, and then shame you forever for actually doing that.

 

[Rev]

I just wouldn't watch it, and then shame you forever for actually doing that.

How would he have that?

 

[Cotton]

How would he have that?

Same way I have two videos of the thigh slapper. But, it would mean him contacting that filthy whore and then watching the video himself. It would be glorious.

 

[Texas Ace]

I guess I die without a Super Bowl Win.

Don't feel bad.

I'm roughly 20 years younger than you and I don't believe I'll ever see them win a SB again.

So long as that family owns a team, it's not going to happen.

 

[Cujo]

Slater got a little sassy.

What a smarmy douchebag. Says they're "working on it," and then contradicts himself saying they want to "see some more leaves fall," whatever the fuck that means.

 

[Cujo]

Either they are stupid or they think we're stupid.

It's the latter. They always think they're the smartest ones in the room.

 

[Cujo]

I wonder if there are any homers reading this thread and screaming at their screen...."THEY'RE GONNA SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW GOOD THE ROSTER REALLY IS!!"

I'd put the over/under at 2.3 million of them.

 

[bbgun]

I'm 68 years old.

We'll remember you fondly.

 

[Cotton]

We'll remember you fondly.

Sorry, but why the hell would you say that?

 

[bbgun]

Sorry, but why the hell would you say that?

Because he's a nice guy?

 

[boozeman]

I just wouldn't watch it, and then shame you forever for actually doing that.

If you think I have watched more than a few seconds of the thigh slapper’s ode to me, you are mistaken.

 

[Cotton]

If you think I have watched more than a few seconds of the thigh slapper’s ode to me, you are mistaken.

You have watched those videos with your pants on the ground as often as you have Kristie's wink.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

If you think I have watched more than a few seconds of the thigh slapper’s ode to me, you are mistaken.

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