2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

There has to be some nepotism going on there.

I bet somewhere, somehow this bald dumb ass is porking one of Jerry’s grand nieces or some such shit for that gig. You never fucking hear his name, that tells you he is a company lifer who was installed.

 

[boozeman]

We have a waiter handling our cap. Way to go, Stephen.

It really is amazing that nobody, I mean nobody, in the media has got on this. It is bad.

 

[bbgun]

Adam: Would you like to hear about today's specials?

Jerry: You're hired!

 

[p1_]

Adam: Would you like to hear about today's specials?

Jerry: You're hired!

Can you use Excel?

 

[bbgun]

Can you use Excel?

I guarantee you there's no PC or laptop in Jerry's office.

 

[boozeman]

Guy is probably siphoning money to Kenneth Copeland.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I'm all for shitting on the retards that run this team, but isn't that a pretty common way leaguewide to handle top of the market QB contracts?

Pushing money forward to build the roster today is kind of what a lot of people are clamoring for and they actually refuse to do it.

When you have a quality front office that knows what it’s doing and you have a legitimate franchise QB, yes.

We have neither.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I could not believe it either. And he has absolutely ZERO practical accounting experience. I felt like the crazy pills kicked in with the jump from server to director level.

Surely Arkansas produced some accountants.

 

[p1_]

Nah, best days are behind.

 

[boozeman]

Nah, best days are behind.

That would be fucked up to bring him back.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Nah, best days are behind.

I actually don't think his years in Minnesota went that well.

 

[boozeman]

I actually don't think his years in Minnesota went that well.

Zimmer fucking hated him. He was hot-boxing with Mackensię Alexander, and got a DUI and weapons charge. Funny they both either grew up or Quinn did not give a shit.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Nah, best days are behind.

I don't see the point although I really like the guy. Safety doesn't really need to be on our radar.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I don't see the point although I really like the guy. Safety doesn't really need to be on our radar.

So many positions we could use a dude. Safety is not one of them.

 

[boozeman]

So many positions we could use a dude. Safety is not one of them.

Remember when in past years we sucked so bad at safety that we would lust after every damn one?

 

[P_T]

This has got to be the LONGEST off-season EVER... even the UFL isn't helping (much).

 

[UncleMilti]

Adam: Would you like to hear about today's specials?

Jerry: You're hired!

Jerry: Hey….anyone know how we are going to structure all these players with this new cap?!?

Adam: No sir, but let me make you the Chef Special with fries and a side of Thousand Island dipping sauce.

Fucktards.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This has got to be the LONGEST off-season EVER... even the UFL isn't helping (much).

When you do nothing it makes it seem extra long.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

Captain obvious.