2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

Great. I guess now we can expect 11 carries for 22 yards Sunday.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Great. I guess now we can expect 11 carries for 22 yards Sunday.

Watch Dak get him the ball at all costs every time he is on the field.

 

[Bipo]

I'd tell him his role is to sit down and shut the fuck up until needed for a couple of yards.

How the fuck can a guy who has been an average RB since 25 years old ask wtf his role is?

 

[boozeman]

I'd tell him his role is to sit down and shut the fuck up until needed for a couple of yards.

How the fuck can a guy who has been an average RB since 25 years old ask wtf his role is?

You don’t talk to a legend like that.

In fact, you announce that you are “Savin’ up!”.

 

[SaveAHorseRideACowboy]

You don’t talk to a legend like that.

In fact, you announce that you are “Savin’ up!”.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

You don’t talk to a legend like that.

In fact, you announce that you are “Savin’ up!”.

Two giant egos, Jerry and Zeke. They both think of themselves very highly but reality is neither belongs in the NFL.

 

[boozeman]

Protecting a beaten up nag for the stretch run is really our stupid ass plan.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

STFU, Werder.

And of course, Jerry. That goes without saying, though.

 

[boozeman]

Wow.

 

[NoDak]

Wow.

Unbelievable.

 

[bbgun]

Lewis got the higher fine? Insane.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Lewis got the higher fine? Insane.

No kidding, that's insane.

 

[boozeman]

Lewis got the higher fine? Insane.

Hey, sportsmanship is paramount. Taunting is bad for the sport. Now that facemasked tug that could have injured the taunted? Eh, $1000 less!

 

[bbgun]

Evidently, a first time offense amounts to 10% of a player’s game check, which is why Pickens has a lower fine.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Wow.

Same fine as he got for his eye black.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I actually thinknit was a very clean hit.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yep. Nothing wrong with that hit. Bad call.

 

[Bipo]

Same fine as he got for his eye black.

Why is it that WRs are always the most retarded football players?

 

[dpf1123]