2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[son of deadrise]

Why would a team let an RB go who averages 4.3 ypc against stacked boxes?

 

[son of deadrise]

Yeah, you've been in there 30 years you fat, worthless putz. And you haven't won shit for 27 of those 30 years. Does the Jones family ever fly on the same airplane together?

 

[ravidubey]

Yeah, you've been in there 30 years you fat, worthless putz. And you haven't won shit for 27 of those 30 years. Does the Jones family ever fly on the same airplane together?

They do all get on that Viagra bus together ...

 

[Texas Ace]

Should have gone after him from the get go.

 

[Texas Ace]

No. He looks awful.

Does he?

I haven't paid attention.

 

[p1_]

 

[Cujo]

DON'T WASTE MY MUTHAFUCKING TIME!

GIMME WHAT YOU GOT!!

 

[Texas Ace]

GIMME WHAT YOU GOT!!

"I can get killed for telling you this shit"

"YOU CAN GET KILLED WALKING YOUR DOGGIE!"

 

[Genghis Khan]

Why would a team let an RB go who averages 4.3 ypc against stacked boxes?

Because he's aging, expensive, and they look like they might be starting a rebuild. In a year or two he'll probably have zero trade value left.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Does he?

I haven't paid attention.

He's been pretty awful.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

"I can get killed for telling you this shit"

"YOU CAN GET KILLED WALKING YOUR DOGGIE!"

Some of the most memorable lines in 90’s cinema come from that movie, especially Pacino. “‘Cause she’s got a GREAT ASS!!! And you got your head, all the way up it!!!”

 

[Texas Ace]

Some of the most memorable lines in 90’s cinema come from that movie, especially Pacino. “‘Cause she’s got a GREAT ASS!!! And you got your head, all the way up it!!!”

Ferocious, aren't I?

When I think of asses....a woman's ass.... something comes out of me.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I think we all know who is the key to this.

 

[Genghis Khan]

To clarify since it cuts off, according to this person the cowboys never called about Henry.

 

[p1_]

To clarify since it cuts off, according to this person the cowboys never called about Henry.

Jerry is a man of his word.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Jerry is a man of his word.

Let's not get crazy.

 

[boozeman]

Let's not get crazy.

He does not lie when he is being lazy. He will tell you that.

 

[Smitty]

Ferocious, aren't I?

When I think of asses....a woman's ass.... something comes out of me.

I feel like Pacino is definitely doing coke during that filming.

 

[boozeman]

I feel like Pacino is definitely doing coke during that filming.

I thought that was fact.

 

[p1_]