2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

sez the man with back to back bad threads

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! STAY DOWN, BOOZENATCH!

 

[bbgun]

 

[Plan9Misfit]

What the hell does that even mean? When you suck as badly as he did last year, improving to 5 catches in practice is a monumental improvement.

 

[boozeman]

What the hell does that even mean? When you suck as badly as he did last year, improving to 5 catches in practice is a monumental improvement.

Yes, but is he smiling?

 

[1bigfan13]

Now it's starting to feel like propaganda mandated by Jerry.

Let's all calm down. Unless I'm mistaken, they haven't even had a practice where they're allowed to tackle or wear pads yet.

Way too early to be throwing around the most improved label.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Let's all calm down. Unless I'm mistaken, they haven't even had a practice where they're allowed to tackle or wear pads yet.

Yep, those "practices" were a joke. Guys running around half-speed with no helmets or pads. They were basically just for guys to learn the playbook. You couldn't tell anything about anything from them.

Biggest takeaway for me was it sucks the league came down so hard on Mike for doing something productive the last couple of years.

 

[1bigfan13]

Biggest takeaway for me was it sucks the league came down so hard on Mike for doing something productive the last couple of years.

I want to know how they find out about that stuff. I assume we have whiney snitches in the ranks who went running to the players' association.

 

[bbgun]

Way too early to be throwing around the most improved label.

didn't you see the pix? he's chiseled like a Chippendales dancer

 

[Bipo]

 

[boozeman]

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That was when I knew Parcells was losing it when he put his nuts on the table for Rob Petitti.

 

[boozeman]

A right tackle needs help!

I wish I still had that gif.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[mcnuttz]

I want to know how they find out about that stuff. I assume we have whiney snitches in the ranks who went running to the players' association.

Jalen Tolbert

 

[Cotton]

Wow.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Damn. No one is immune.

 

[bbgun]

damn you chatgpt!

 

[boozeman]

damn you chatgpt!

On one hand funny haha, on the other probably true.

 

[mcnuttz]

Wow.

Only half his salary hits the cap this year.

 

[Texas Ace]

Wow.

He's an excellent writer so I hope he gets on somewhere soon.

His pieces on the Cowboys can be long-winded at times, but they're always a good read.

 

[boozeman]