2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

Booze still won't commit to it, so...

What? A haircut debate with Cotton where he has to perform on his porch with rain on the tin roof? Sign me up.

 

[Cotton]

What? A haircut debate with Cotton where he has to perform on his porch with rain on the tin roof? Sign me up.

No damn haircut bets. But I do cut my hair on my PATIO if it’s warm enough outside.

 

[mcnuttz]

I imagine Cotton must have a really high pitched voice and doesn't want us to hear it. No worries, I can't stand the sound of my own voice either.

I swear you sound just like my cousin up in Illinois.

 

[boozeman]

No damn haircut bets.

Bust in the chops?

 

[bbgun]

haircut bets

loser gets custody of me for a week

 

[Rev]

Isnt there supposed to be hair in order to have a haircut bet.

 

[mcnuttz]

Isnt there supposed to be hair in order to have a haircut bet.

The loser has to have hair extensions glued in.

 

[Cotton]

I imagine Cotton must have a really high pitched voice and doesn't want us to hear it. No worries, I can't stand the sound of my own voice either.

Not high-pitched, just a whole lotta redneck.

 

[Cotton]

Isnt there supposed to be hair in order to have a haircut bet.

That's a fair point.

 

[Cotton]

The loser has to have hair extensions glued in.

I'm not betting shit, but I will be happy to argue with Booze.

 

[NoDak]

I imagine Cotton must have a really high pitched voice and doesn't want us to hear it. No worries, I can't stand the sound of my own voice either.

I always imagine him as Dale Gribble.

 

[Cotton]

I always imagine him as Dale Gribble.

That dude is cool as shit. I'm good with that.

 

[p1_]

Its official. The BMF's.

So much better than Hot Boyz.

 

[boozeman]

The loser has to have hair extensions glued in.

I do not like this.

 

[bbgun]

So much better than Hot Boyz.

I once rented that thinking it was a team highlights video. Wrong.

 

[boozeman]

I once rented that thinking it was a team highlights video. Wrong.

And you still bought it afterwards.

 

[bbgun]

And you still bought it afterwards.

I had to. All the "pausing" ruined the tape.

 

[boozeman]

Its official. The BMF's.

So much better than Hot Boyz.

I like it that the defensive players are taking their cue from the coach, not a group of players.

 

[mcnuttz]

I do not like this.

So it's settled.

I'll swing by the Esquire beauty supply after work and pick up some dookie braids.

 

[boozeman]

So it's settled.

I'll swing by the Esquire beauty supply after work and pick up some dookie braids.