2022 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

[Sheik]

Our team has a type and they don't branch out.

That probably explains that mongoloid grandson. It's probably Jerry Jr's son/nephew.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I like the Washington sign. He's pretty good for a third guy.

I'll still miss the Ced Wilson Jap plays though.

 

[boozeman]

I mean he makes great contested catches but isn't all that tall or fast. He is ok as a third receiver but we need to draft speed.

He is high-waisted and short.

He has always been a run into this deep pass kind of player.

I don't think Prescott has the arm to make him a weapon.

 

[boozeman]

I like the Washington sign. He's pretty good for a third guy.

I'll still miss the Ced Wilson Jap plays though.

I will treasure them always, just like the Woody Dantzler kickoff return.

 

[Sheik]

I will treasure them always, just like the Woody Dantzler kickoff return.

We still lost that game.

 

[Smitty]

Cowboys sign Dante Fowler.

That’ll fix everything.

 

[boozeman]

We still lost that game.

But we won the OBJ one handed catch game.

Heh.

 

[boozeman]

Cowboys sign Dante Fowler.

That’ll fix everything.

This is Quinn giving one of his boys another shot.

I will be okay with it. Shouldn't impact the draft unless we are retarded.

 

[UncleMilti]

Cowboys sign Dante Fowler.

That’ll fix everything.

I’m a bit confused on the Fowler signing.

:sticks smelling salts under nose:

Yeah. Yeah. Got it.

 

[boozeman]

What really came together last year was a bunch of hungry nobodies who would play cheaply.

Well, Fowler is Quinn's redemption project.

At least we are looking at short term contracts.

Quinn will either fail or get a HC job someplace.

The contracts need to be looked at from that perspective.

And no, that does not mean Goof Son is owning the rest of the NFL.

 

[Sheik]

Dante Fowler? I don't know any of these guys.

~rubs pee wee football team picture against forehead~

 

[boozeman]

I’m a bit confused on the Fowler signing.

:sticks smelling salts under nose:

Yeah. Yeah. Got it.

It is Quinn turning his hat backwards and getting all rah rah with a cheap FA who has really underachieved everywhere.

Even the Rams were like, dude.

 

[Sheik]

What really came together last year was a bunch of hungry nobodies who would play cheaply.

Well, Fowler is Quinn's redemption project.

At least we are looking at short term contracts.

Quinn will either fail or get a HC job someplace.

The contracts need to be looked at from that perspective.

And no, that does not mean Goof Son is owning the rest of the NFL.

I don't get why Quinn doesn't get rewarded with some legit signings for the job he did. Wagner would be a step in that direction. I mean, I get why they don't, I just don't get them.

 

[UncleMilti]

Dante Fowler? I don't know any of these guys.

~rubs pee wee football team picture against forehead~

Gawddamn I though Thorn was back when I saw PeeWee and forehead in the same post.

 

[UncleMilti]

It is Quinn turning his hat backwards and getting all rah rah with a cheap FA who has really underachieved everywhere.

Even the Rams were like, dude.

Fucking Arkansas hillbillies.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I guess Dez Bryant called it.

This is a little significant in that we are dealing with a Rosenhaus client.

We have avoided them for years.

 

[Sheik]

Gawddamn I though Thorn was back when I saw PeeWee and forehead in the same post.

 

[Clff15701]

We brought in Fat Mike to try and win a championship for two years only to sell off the entire team and go cheap when it didn’t work. Why did we resign Dak again?

 

[data]

Flatty nominee. Best use of a gif, The Giffy

 

[Sheik]

We brought in Fat Mike to try and win a championship for two years only to sell off the entire team and go cheap when it didn’t work.

This could stem from them not calculating how much feeding him would cost.