2016 Random NFL Stuff Thread...

[Cotton]

Also, kinda surprised (not really) that the national media hasn't even touched on the fact that one of the dudes in the picture is holding a joint.

 

[Cotton]

So Pac man was arrested last night. I'm really surprised he went this long between arrests.

Now, I'm reading he also poked a dude in the eye.

 

[data]

Five seconds later, Dak and Zeke emerge from the cabin. "Aw man, did we just miss the group photo?"

 

[Cotton]

 

[NoDak]

Also, kinda surprised (not really) that the national media hasn't even touched on the fact that one of the dudes in the picture is holding a joint.

 

[Genghis Khan]

For a second I thought it was the hutch pic all over again.

 

[Deuce]

Which player is that?

 

[Cotton]

Which player is that?

You can tell them apart?

 

[boozeman]

You can tell them apart?

I can tell you which one is that turd Beckham.

 

[Cotton]

I can tell you which one is that turd Beckham.

Well, that's because he has spaghetti growing out of his scalp.

 

[NoDak]

Which player is that?

No idea. All I know is it's not Eli.

 

[Simpleton]

When I went down to Baton Rouge for the Alabama game a few months ago I was talking with a couple of good ol' boy types from Mississippi who were hypothesizing that Beckham had/has an identity crisis because he went to a rich/prestigious private school in New Orleans (same one as Eli/Peyton) and was one of the few or only black kids. They said he acts out because he is trying to be "more black" but that he has no idea who he is so it comes off as fake, which it does.

Didn't really agree with them but not totally discounting it at this point.

 

[NoDak]

The all powerful google says it's Trey Songz.

By the retarded name/spelling, I can only assume he's some kind of rap guy?

 

[Smitty]

Got it. BTW, I heard Manziel was partying with them as well.

Nothing good comes from partying with Manziel.

They are definitely taking an L this weekend.

Do not want Aaron Rodgers at AT&T Stadium.

Go Lions. Hey, Seattle is vulnerable.

 

[Jiggyfly]

When I went down to Baton Rouge for the Alabama game a few months ago I was talking with a couple of good ol' boy types from Mississippi who were hypothesizing that Beckham had/has an identity crisis because he went to a rich/prestigious private school in New Orleans (same one as Eli/Peyton) and was one of the few or only black kids. They said he acts out because he is trying to be "more black" but that he has no idea who he is so it comes off as fake, which it does.

Didn't really agree with them but not totally discounting it at this point.

This actually makes a lot of sense, him having no sense of self could be why he tries too hard to create an image of being hard.

 

[Cotton]

Our personnel group has positioned us very well to add quality players through multiple high draft picks...

 

[data]

Our personnel group has positioned us very well to add quality players through multiple high draft picks...

They were referring to last draft's trade downs and have 4 picks in the top 60, not because they earned high picks from the 1-15 failure. Although, it does read a bit like that.

 

[Cotton]

They were referring to last draft's trade downs and have 4 picks in the top 60, not because they earned high picks from the 1-15 failure. Although, it does read a bit like that.

I will read it however the hell I want to read it, pal!

 

[UncleMilti]

Do not want Aaron Rodgers at AT&T Stadium.

Go Lions. Hey, Seattle is vulnerable.

I could see the Lions knocking off Seattle. The Seahawks look like shit most of the time I watch them play.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I could see the Lions knocking off Seattle. The Seahawks look like shit most of the time I watch them play.

Seattle is tough at home (7-1 I believe) and I don't think Detroit has won outdoors all season.

I just don't see Detroit winning unfortunately.