2016 Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

[boozeman]

So far, Jack Conklin's mom has the crown.

 

[data]

Wentz' mom appears to be the type that could make you a mighty fine rhubarb pie.

Rocking the spray tan

 

[data]

Carson Wentz looks like a Kristen wiig SNL character

 

[5Ringzz]

Wentz' mom appears to be the type that could make you a mighty fine rhubarb pie.

Those fishnet arms... Not sure they match the rest of the package

 

[boozeman]

Ramsey's mom looks she is trying to rip off the old strung out Diana Ross look.

 

[Cotton]

1 hour.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

So NFL Network or ESPN? I have both on now but it's impossible to follow both at the same time.

 

[DLK150]

1 hour.

More than that if you count the time to the fourth pick and even more if Dallas actually trades down.

Please football gods, just let Dallas make a smart decision. Is that too much to ask?

 

[boozeman]

I would say I have the nervous shits.

But I dont. My bowels are calm at the moment.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

More than that if you count the time to the fourth pick and even more if Dallas actually trades down.

Please football gods, just let Dallas make a smart decision. Is that too much to ask?

The worst is the Eagles and Rams will milk their picks for all it's worth even though we all know what the hell they are doing.

 

[DLK150]

So NFL Network or ESPN? I have both on now but it's impossible to follow both at the same time.

ESPN has Chris Berman and Mel Kiper. That automatically leans me towards NFLN.

 

[DLK150]

I would say I have the nervous shits.

But I dont. My bowels are calm at the moment.

I'm fine as long as the beer holds up. *Hic*

 

[Cowboysrock55]

ESPN has Chris Berman and Mel Kiper. That automatically leans me towards NFLN.

Well and NFL Network has Irvin now and I love watching him. Although the red carpet shit is boring now.

 

[DLK150]

Dang MI, enough about how they're dressed already. I don't care if they show up in Levis and a sweatshirt if they can play.

 

[DLK150]

Well and NFL Network has Irvin now and I love watching him. Although the red carpet shit is boring now.

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

[boozeman]

Even Nkemdiche's approach to Irvin was awkward.

And he was talking about his weird brother.

I think his whole family is weird like he is.

 

[DLK150]

C'mon, is this the NFL Network or E!/TMZ?

 

[Cotton]

I would say I have the nervous shits.

But I dont. My bowels are calm at the moment.

Just hit the toilet, and may have to go back soon.

 

[Genghis Khan]

So NFL Network or ESPN? I have both on now but it's impossible to follow both at the same time.

Is Berman still doing ESPN?

If so, then NFL Network by a country mile.

 

[boozeman]

Well and NFL Network has Irvin now and I love watching him. Although the red carpet shit is boring now.

I agree.

Only Conklin's mom was MILF-worthy.