Now that baby is alseep, me too with the laptop.
By the way, #2 coming in June.
Congrats!
Nastiest nose injury I've ever seen was Cowboys ruining that Redskins punter's nose.

Why can't they have some sort of laser light to determine these kind of things. You can't tell me the technology is not there.
Quick, someone photoshop this to show "The Model" Rick Martel giving him the Boston Crab.
Yup. My plan is to let the children decide if they want to be hometown team fans or Cowboys fans. I won't force their hands.
But if not Cowboys, must be hometown team. Fuck them becoming Packers or Steelers fans.
Quick, someone photoshop this to show "The Model" Rick Martel giving him the Boston Crab.

That means they would be a Niners fan. You can GTFO now.
He is living dangerously.
Stacking one on top of the other like that.
Man, that is a terrible photoshop, but maybe that's why I like it.