Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at this draft, please see that there is a way that we get Jay Ajayi.

Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.
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On the contrary, I meant 'you're'. Should've read...
Fuck you, Goodell, and you're insolent, Sweatshirt.

Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.
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If the Vikings were to trade Peterson, wouldn't you think they'd have drafted an RB by now?
Well, they aren't trading him. That is so damn obvious if you have a brain.
Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.
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Well, they aren't trading him. That is so damn obvious if you have a brain.