2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[shoop]

It's what we do.

I still have yet to see that person in a different thread.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Is everyone/anyone comfy that Pollard comes back to form by TC/preseason?

No.

 

[Bipo]

Why should he? Money is rolling in from the wine and cheese crowd, got a big fuckin boat, hookers out the ass, and an endless supply of Johnny Walker Blue. Fuck a bunch of winning.

 

[Genghis Khan]

~chicken squawking noises~

These two quotes seem to fit together, call me crazy.

 

[Bipo]

"Born mistake eliminator"

Did this guy even watch the 49ers game, or did he OD on viagra while sniffing coke out of a hooker's pussy?

 

[Genghis Khan]

My issue is that these morons seem willing to consider paying Beckham somewhere in the range of $10-15M/year but completely rule it out when it comes to any number of younger, more impactful players available every single year in free agency.

That would be the thing that would make me lose my shit. I don't want to sign him but if it's a couple million or whatever to see what happens, fine. If they pay that guy 10 or 15 million it would be ridiculous. That's about what Mike Evans would cost if we traded for him.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This is why we don't win. Fucking asshole. Yes you can put a supporting cast around him. They're just too stupid to figure it out.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Fucking what? Brady had already been a HOFer and won multiple super bowls by the late stages of his career.

Fucking con man.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That's actually a good answer.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You should, dipshit.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I will say this about the running game.

Zeke has clearly lost a step. He's not the same player. But I don't think he's done or completely useless.

Look at the overall running game the last few weeks of the season plus the playoffs. Pollard averaged 3 something yards per carry twice, and 2 something yards per carry twice down the stretch.

That's 4 out of the last 6 games where BOTH running backs were below par so to speak.

That to me screams that there's a coaching problem / scheme problem, not a player problem.

And probably had a lot to do with Moore being gone.

 

[Cotton]

That would be the thing that would make me lose my shit. I don't want to sign him but if it's a couple million or whatever to see what happens, fine. If they pay that guy 10 or 15 million it would be ridiculous. That's about what Mike Evans would cost if we traded for him.

Fuck OBJ, man.

 

[bbgun]

Jerry foisted TO on Bill, so there's precedent.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Fuck OBJ, man.

I'm really going to really hate that motherfucker even more if he signs that turd OBJ.

Like a lot.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Makes sense

 

[Chocolate Lab]

A second round tender?

They better not screw around and lose him somehow.

 

[Cotton]

A second round tender?

They better not screw around and lose him somehow.

RAIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

A second round tender?

They better not screw around and lose him somehow.

I don't see anyone giving up a second round pick to get him. He is safe. Anything less though would have been dumb.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Also regarding the running game, we very much need fresh legs. Draft a guy.