DCC Entrance Exam

DCC Entrance Exam
Poster: RoboQB
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Damn dude.
A test?... lol
Well, since I'm later than Jeff Spicoli looking for Mr. Hahn's
History class, I'll only answer some fun ones.

#1 It's hard to pick a favorite.
I mentioned already that Staubach is the greatest Cowboy.
I was 9-10 when he retired. As a kid, Tony Dorsett was my
favorite. As a young adult, the triplets were inseparable to me.
So, that's 5 tied for 1st.

#2 I couldn't stand T.O. and wasn't fond of Deion.
That is, until they became Cowboys. Deion was
amazing. QBs really were afraid to throw at him.
If Patrick Crayton finishes his route, we beat the
Giants and possibly ride into the SB with Terrell Owens.

#3 Almost pussed out and skipped this one but it's
important. I love the Tony Romo story. Unfortunately,
by the time he mastered his position, his body failed him. Aikman was a natural born leader. I want my QB to lead.
Aikman has said Romo was the better athlete.
I'm still taking Troy first.

#4 No tats, but if I got one, it would be a star on one shoulder.

Honestly, I've spent the most time on #7. Who wouldn't?
I'm gonna rank the top 3 in a very close race.
Give me Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, Salma Hayek.
I think I'm taking Heather Graham at 4.
Gonna rank the bottom 3 of this great list of ladies like this:
Sofia, Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz.

#9 Over the years, I've been to many Cowboys games.
Unfortunately, most have been at RFK or FedEx Field.
I live in enemy territory. I have been to Texas Stadium
on Thanksgiving Day when Dallas beat Miami 20-0.
Marino threw 5 picks. Dexter Coakley returned one for a TD.
1999.

#10 So many great victories. Staubach hitting Tony Hill
to beat the Redskins, knocking them out and us into the
playoffs. Roger's last comeback was my "first favorite".
But I'm gonna go with the triplets victory in SF. Pundits
thought the young Cowboys would be "next year's favorite".
The older fans had heard that before. But no, the Dallas dynasty was born. I remember dreaming that it would last forever.
The 52-17 SB win is a strong 2nd place here. The whole
game was a party!

#11 Easily the NFC Championship in SF with Switzer.
We would've slaughtered the Chargers in that SB.
The first 7 minutes of that game was a nightmare.

#13 There only needs to be one reason Emmitt was better
than Barry. That reason would be the final game of the
season in The Meadowlands. Such a gutsy performance.
To me, a second reason is Sanders had the most negative yardage runs in history. It all about moving the chains.

#16 Deion said no corner can cover for 4 seconds.
You need pass rushers first.

#19 The worst part of a dog is usually it's owner.
Not a pit bull fan but my cousin rescued an abused
pit and that turned out to be a beautiful dog.

#20 I'm more of a Wendy's Baconater guy myself
but I'll knock down a Big Bacon Burger at Five Guys
along with the seemingly infinite amount of fries.
Vegans, smh. The cow is vegetarian. Isn't that enough? Geez.

#21 I hadn't noticed, but yes, the banner is cool just
the way it is. I also like the cursive font.

Alright, friend, that's plenty of dirt ya got on me... lol
That was more fun than I thought it would be.
 
Based on his memories, he seems to be right around my age. Hopefully he lasts longer than the other guys.
 
You know, that reminds me, it’s been a long damn time since we banned a longtime member.
 
data said:
The last several months of newbies have a disturbing affinity for:
  • using the Zzzzzzone-ish emojis that don’t format well when replied to
  • starting unnecessary threads
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That is probably what Reality's crack staff of moderators had to deal with.

That's a fucking nightmare.

I don't understand it. And I will admit, I have worked for that man under those harsh conditions.

I am glad sbk, EZ and myself Unionized against that oppression.

These fuckers, I dunno. Cos Players, fucking deviants that I think want to have their grown up diapers changed, Jesus.

I have been telling you people, we need to elevate into podcasts.

Message boards are like old folks homes. At least ours.

Look at the Zone. Are you kidding me? I can't even understand young fans that see the Romo years as "glory".
 
Iamtdg said:
So, you're cool with one of our longtime members saying that this board is full of idiots?
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See how that works?

Do we like this or not like this?

Is this board full of morons or not?

I'm going with no.
 
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