DCC Entrance Exam

DCC Entrance Exam
poster: SaveAHorseRideACowboy
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time- Bill Bates

2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate-Bobby Carpenter

3. Is Tony Romo better than Troy Aikman?-trick question

4. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
d. the Star


5. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Matt Vanderbeek
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Dat Nguyen
e. Dixon Edwards

6. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock


7. Rank hottest to least
G. Halle Berry
D.Sandra Bullock
A.Sofia Vergara
F. Jennifer Aniston
B.Salma Hayek
E.Cameron Diaz
C. Heather Graham

8. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego

9. How many Cowboys games have you attended? 9

10. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time- nfc championship game against the 49ers which started the dynasty

11. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be? Playoff game against Green Bay with the “dez catch “

12. What do you wear on Gameday? Sweats and my personalized cowboys thanksgiving day jersey

13. Three reasons why Emmitt Smith is better than Barry Sanders
1. Emmitt always ran against 9-10 man fronts Barry did not
2. Emmitt ran between the tackles got the tough yards
3. Played through tough injuries

14. Which draft decision pissed you off the most?
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)

15. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.

16. More important - pass rushers or cornerbacks? Cornerbacks

17. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it? Dinari

18. Favorite DCC poster thus far-no faves .. it’s a big family in my eyes

19. Pitbulls are:
b. great pets if trained properly by owners

20. Best hamburger chain:
e. Five Guys
 
data said:
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: SaveAHorseRideACowboy
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time- Bill Bates

2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate-Bobby Carpenter

3. Is Tony Romo better than Troy Aikman?-trick question

4. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
d. the Star


5. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Matt Vanderbeek
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Dat Nguyen
e. Dixon Edwards

6. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock


7. Rank hottest to least
G. Halle Berry
D.Sandra Bullock
A.Sofia Vergara
F. Jennifer Aniston
B.Salma Hayek
E.Cameron Diaz
C. Heather Graham

8. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego

9. How many Cowboys games have you attended? 9

10. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time- nfc championship game against the 49ers which started the dynasty

11. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be? Playoff game against Green Bay with the “dez catch “

12. What do you wear on Gameday? Sweats and my personalized cowboys thanksgiving day jersey

13. Three reasons why Emmitt Smith is better than Barry Sanders
1. Emmitt always ran against 9-10 man fronts Barry did not
2. Emmitt ran between the tackles got the tough yards
3. Played through tough injuries

14. Which draft decision pissed you off the most?
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)

15. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.

16. More important - pass rushers or cornerbacks? Cornerbacks

17. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it? Dinari

18. Favorite DCC poster thus far-no faves .. it’s a big family in my eyes

19. Pitbulls are:
b. great pets if trained properly by owners

20. Best hamburger chain:
e. Five Guys
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Nice.

Way to engage, Phil!
 
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: corso
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Wednesday night, post #1
Holy shit dude.
My 17 year old pit just shit all over the house like a lunatic spreading his feces in an asylum while I was at a birthday party and I'm hopped up on tequila and a damned good primo.

I'll throw down on this sometime somewhere soon.

Fucking house smells like God Damned shit...

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Wednesday night, post #2

Fucking gonna toke to calm this primo.

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Thursday afternoon, post #1

1: Rowdy
2: Rowdy
3: Romo isn't saddled with Joe Buck
4: Charlotte Jones
5: My mother dated Hollywood Henderson. She never mentioned a shovel. I wouldn't have wanted to know about it anyways.
6: Paintball without helmets
7: Barbarella
8: Car Sales Lot
9: 16 while on psychedilics, 8 while not.
10: That one in '89 because it's lonely
11: '78 SB
12: I let my tattoos of Charlotte Jones do the talking.
13: He's a better dancer, he says really odd, funny things and his beard is rockin'!
14: Taco
15: They should add horse riding spurs to the back of their sneakers
16: Yes
17: El Santo
18: You
19: I love my pit. He's never harmed a fly. Once he permanently retires I will adopt another one.
20: I like flautas
 
Ranch posted about this place being "full of haters" and now the post is gone. Hmmm.
 
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: waldoputty

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this looks kind of fun
i will answer a few

1. staubach
2. the kicker we just fired / stephen jones
3. no way
4. cheerleader
5. please tell me
6. that's disgusting!
7. heather graham / cameron diaz when they were young

thats it for now.
now give me ur answer
 
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: Ranch
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Randy White! He held three camps for me......great guy!
Don't hate any Cowboys, love Troy and Tony.... I hate Garrett because I have a personal story.....I've had beers with Jerry and Wade.....I had a BBQ at my ranch with many former Cowboys....George Teague even signed a TO Jersey for me.....any other questions?
 
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: EmmittStaubach

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1)Staubach
2)Deion Sanders
3)No
4)d.
5)?
6)?
7)degabfc
8)b
9)2
10)’92 SB
11)SB loss to Colts or Lynn Swann catch or The Catch or Dez catch vs. GB (tie)
12)Cap with Star
13) 1.Tougher 2.Not a quitter 3.Wore the Star.
14)b
15)e
16)pass rusher
17)Mine
18)gp_cowpolk
19)b
20)e
 
data said:
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: Ranch
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Randy White! He held three camps for me......great guy!
Don't hate any Cowboys, love Troy and Tony.... I hate Garrett because I have a personal story.....I've had beers with Jerry and Wade.....I had a BBQ at my ranch with many former Cowboys....George Teague even signed a TO Jersey for me.....any other questions?
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Definitely likes to "name drop"
 
DCC Entrance Exam
poster: Jarhead
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time

Roger Staubach. Hands down

2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate

I hate greedy players so the current team has a few. Right now it's a tossup between Dak and DLaw

3. Is Tony Romo a better QB than Troy Aikman?

HELL NO.

4. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?

I would never get a tat, but if I did....

a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo
b. the word 'Cowboys'
c. '5-time Super Bowl champions'
d. the Star
e. a picture, name or number of a player/coach
g. the helmet

5. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Matt Vanderbeek
b. Dexter Coakley ???? (wasn't certain, so I cheated with Google)
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Dat Nguyen
e. Dixon Edwards

6. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock
b. Going to Sea World
c. Corralling a greased pig
d. Joe Gibbs motivational speech
e. My team goes to lunch everyday to socialize for 2 hours - and get paid to do it

7. Rank hottest to least
Why no Kate Beckinsale? She would be #1 for me.... otherwise, c,a,e,b,d,f,g
a. Halle Berry
b. Sandra Bullock
c. Sofia Vergara
d. Jennifer Aniston
e. Salma Hayek
f. Cameron Diaz
g. Heather Graham

8. The new Cowboys Stadium:
Watching games there kind of blows. Give me Texas Stadium
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego
b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

9. How many Cowboys games have you attended?

No idea. I've been going to games since the early 1980's

10. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time

1992 NFC Championship game at San Fran. 2nd would be the Hail Mary game from 1975

11. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be?

Super Bowl 13. The Ice Bowl game is another. Can't stand Green Bay

12. What do you wear on Gameday?

Clothes

13. Three reasons why Emmitt Smith is better than Barry Sanders

I've got nothing. I'm a huge Emmitt fan, but imagine Barry behind the O'lines Emmitt had. Oh damn....

14. Which draft decision pissed you off the most?
a. Passing on Steven Jackson
b. Passing on Randy Moss
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)
d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds
e. Other

15. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes
b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.
f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.
1 addition - I would switch to the silver pants. Love the blue shirt, silver pants combo

16. More important - pass rushers or cornerbacks?
Pass rushers

17. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?
Money?

18. Favorite DCC poster thus far
Me. Seriously, I've only been here 2 days and don't know anyone yet.

19. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis
I had one - it was a great dog that was afraid of his own shadow.

20. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. I'm a vegetarian
I liked In-N-Out when I lived in CA, but the Texas version is just different...


21. What do you think of our banner?
a. Would be better with jersey numbers of our Ring of Honor members
b. Too fancy
c. Best one out of all the Cowboys fan sites
d. Who cares
e. I like it.... having gone on a few of Jerry's fancy tours, I stood in the exact sport the photo was taken.
 
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19. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis
I had one - it was a great dog that was afraid of his own shadow.

20. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. I'm a vegetarian
I liked In-N-Out when I lived in CA, but the Texas version is just different...
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I like this guy.
 
Thought Coakley had the "shovel shovel" even after Googling? :shrug
 
Chocolate Lab said:
Thought Coakley had the "shovel shovel" even after Googling? :shrug
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You will not nitpick. I like this guy. Gawd! We can't have anything good around here!!!
 
Not complaining... wondering if all-knowing Google has it wrong.

I might complain about this though:

waldoputty said:
pa, how have u been?
i boycotted the mainboard after they locked our thread
really pissed me off
coachie, kitty, corso, gp and i are very active here
hopefully, seven, americascowboy will join, and they said they will
not holding too much hope for dallasdave, loci and x.
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Has to be xwalker.

Hopefully at some point they start talking more about the team or random stuff and not just the Zone.
 
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