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There is no way... No WAY you came from my loins. When I get home, I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth.
Hey baby, you awake yet?
There is no way... No WAY you came from my loins. When I get home, I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth.
Evil stepdads suck.
Well, if I hadn't broken the five foot mark in terms of height by puberty, I guess things would have caught up to me too.
Sorry...had to do it.

My stepdad picked me up and hung me over the rail and I've been pretty much petrified since.

Took my kids to the Arch several months ago and they loved laying on the windows looking out over the Mississippi.
My scaredy ass was sitting back holding them both by the ankles in case the windows fell through, all the while sweating profusely and knees knocking together like a mf'er.

I'm going to buy you all a lifetime supply of Summers Eve.
I'm scared of 4 things, in no particular order.....
Heights
Confined spaces
Sharks
Snakes
Be careful with this rapid posting. Too much testing in a day makes you prone to yeast infections.
A shark hunter scared of sharks?