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[mcnuttz]

Well that just ruined my day.

Thanks mcnuttz.

You have a great day and we hope to see your back soon. Leave!

 

[mcnuttz]

I hit a buzzard in my moms armada tuesday. True story.

Your mom's a pirate.

 

[mcnuttz]

You bastard.

I was hoping to see the outcome for myself and you blew it.

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you are an angry young man. why so hostile?

 

[Rev]

Your mom's a pirate.

 

[Newt]

Your mom's a pirate.

I feel like that should be a question but you ended it with a period?

 

[mcnuttz]

She just strikes me as a scallywag and a plunderer. That's really all I was saying.

 

[Newt]

I'm not real sure how you know my mom so well but its kinda creepin' me out.

 

[Bob Roberts]

"Cunt Punt"

 

[Newt]

Your mom is like a pirate's belt buckle.... She's driving me nutts!!!!


LOLHAHAHAHALMFAO

 

[mcnuttz]

I'm not real sure how you know my mom so well but its kinda creepin' me out.

I'm keen on context clues.

 

[Bob Roberts]

I'd do her

 

[Bob Roberts]

So I bought this iPad mini to be cool and I have no idea what the big deal is.

 

[Kbrown]

Your mom's a pirate.

Armadas are strictly for legitimate military purposes. That makes Newt's mom a seaman.

Sorry, but I take this kind of thing very seriously.

 

[Kbrown]

So I bought this iPad mini to be cool and I have no idea what the big deal is.

Is the iPad Mini not just an iPhone Maxi?

 

[Bob Roberts]

Is the iPad Mini not just an iPhone Maxi?

Yeah, it's like the difference between a tampon and a maxi pad.

 

[mcnuttz]

Armadas are strictly for legitimate military purposes. That makes Newt's mom a seaman.

Sorry, but I take this kind of thing very seriously.

That sucks, there's no way to make a joke out of that one.

Thanks, Buzz Killington!

 

[Deuce]

Armadas are strictly for legitimate military purposes. That makes Newt's mom a seaman.

Sorry, but I take this kind of thing very seriously.

I agree. She has seaman written all over her.

 

[Newt]

Fuck you guys.

 

[Carp]

I know for a fact she has been an angry pirate before.

 

[Carp]

Newt having some watermelon at a recent family picnic.

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