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Newt said:
Worst fake doctors ever.

Did I get bit on the butthole? Are you retarded? No, I got bit on the nipple.

Use wet wipes.... Come on, do I look like a rookie to you? Do you think I would bring my problems to the board if it was as simple as "use some wet wipes fatass!"?

Scratch your butt! Scratch your own ass old man, my butthole itches, not my ass cheeks. It's not a hemorrhoid, I wouldn't expect you to understand or remember what healthy butthole should feel like.

Jesus, you know I have good insurance, I don't have to put up with this crap!
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Might I suggest the chair technique? Sit on a chair, slide to the right and while maintaining the pressure on the seat, slide to the left. It will successfully open youir butthole while not having to touch it and keeping your clothes on which makes for an easy time in the office. This method has often been used proficiently when having gas, but it also helps as it stretches out your butt hole and relieves an itchy feeling. Try it twice today and call me in the morning.*





*Surgeon General Warning: This method is also helpful in bowel release on the toilet. Use method at own risk as it may cause you to shit your pants.
 
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Deuce said:
Might I suggest the chair technique? Sit on a chair, slide to the right and while maintaining the pressure on the seat, slide to the left. It will successfully open youir butthole while not having to touch it and keeping your clothes on which makes for an easy time in the office. This method has often been used proficiently when having gas, but it also helps as it stretches out your butt hole and relieves an itchy feeling. Try it twice today and call me in the morning.*





*Surgeon General Warning: This method is also helpful in bowel release on the toilet. Use method at own risk as it may cause you to shit your pants.
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Finally, someone with a general idea of what they are talking about.
 
mcnuttz said:
Just because you can pull up WebMD doesn't make you a doctor.

Leave the medical advice to the resident experts, pal!
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I know that was a little technical for most. Reminds me is a story. Some guys in Georgia were having a conversation in which Carp and Iamtdg were in attendance. At some point someone said " that statement has too much ambiguity." Some one asked what does that mean and Carp responded that means you can bat and throw with either hand. Iamtdg quickly retorted it does not it means you can live on the land or in the water.
 
L.T. Fan said:
I know that was a little technical for most. Reminds me is a story. Some guys in Georgia were having a conversation in which Carp and Iamtdg were in attendance. At some point someone said " that statement has too much ambiguity." Some one asked what does that mean and Carp responded that means you can bat and throw with either hand. Iamtdg quickly retorted it does not it means you can live on the land or in the water.
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Did you speak with ambiguity to further drive home your point or was that on accident?
 
Newt said:
Worst fake doctors ever.

Did I get bit on the butthole? Are you retarded? No, I got bit on the nipple.

Use wet wipes.... Come on, do I look like a rookie to you? Do you think I would bring my problems to the board if it was as simple as "use some wet wipes fatass!"?

Scratch your butt! Scratch your own ass old man, my butthole itches, not my ass cheeks. It's not a hemorrhoid, I wouldn't expect you to understand or remember what healthy butthole should feel like.

Jesus, you know I have good insurance, I don't have to put up with this crap!
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You have pin worms, go the doctor and get some medicine. For goodness sake wash your hands once in awhile.
 
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Deuce said:
Might I suggest the chair technique? Sit on a chair, slide to the right and while maintaining the pressure on the seat, slide to the left. It will successfully open youir butthole while not having to touch it and keeping your clothes on which makes for an easy time in the office. This method has often been used proficiently when having gas, but it also helps as it stretches out your butt hole and relieves an itchy feeling. Try it twice today and call me in the morning.*





*Surgeon General Warning: This method is also helpful in bowel release on the toilet. Use method at own risk as it may cause you to shit your pants.
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That's gratitude for you. You would think I asked him to pay me for that most sage advise. Okay don't scratch your ass. Hire a pro.to do it
 
Newt said:
Worst fake doctors ever.

Did I get bit on the butthole? Are you retarded? No, I got bit on the nipple.

Use wet wipes.... Come on, do I look like a rookie to you? Do you think I would bring my problems to the board if it was as simple as "use some wet wipes fatass!"?

Scratch your butt! Scratch your own ass old man, my butthole itches, not my ass cheeks. It's not a hemorrhoid, I wouldn't expect you to understand or remember what healthy butthole should feel like.

Jesus, you know I have good insurance, I don't have to put up with this crap!
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Did you use the dry TP after? I'm sure it is Amazon humid around your b-hole, cut the moisture, cure the itchy bung.
 
Okay Newt. I will make one more observation about your situation. Are you allergic to latex?
 
Let me finish for you LT.

If you are not allergic to latex, go ahead and oil up a 12 inch dildo and ram it in your ass. Repeat as necessary.
 
Carp said:
Let me finish for you LT.

If you are not allergic to latex, go ahead and oil up a 12 inch dildo and ram it in your ass. Repeat as necessary.
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I figured he was going with the condom angle. The whole latex vs sheepskin thing.
 
Carp said:
Let me finish for you LT.

If you are not allergic to latex, go ahead and oil up a 12 inch dildo and ram it in your ass. Repeat as necessary.
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That's pretty good but I was just wondering if someone had slipped him a clandestine boink.
 
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