2026 Season | Week 7 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 10/27/2026

Division? I'm just trying to win a game.
I have come to a conclusion, and you, specifically, are not going to like to hear it.

I am not in a spot where I will root for us to lose. I went through that phase and have now realized I was an idiot. I wanted to lose so Jerry would be miserable and change some shit if we lost enough. I know now it doesn't matter how much we lose, he will just bring in another patsy and the movie just starts over from the beginning.

But, tonight, (and this is the part you are not going to like) if we just have to take a loss tonight I hope we get beat 56-0. I know it won't change a damn thing about the season or the future of the team, but what I damn well know is, it will embarrass the shit out of Jerry, and the thought of him miserable brings me joy.
 
Partially true, although I think we could beat the Jags and maybe even the Rams if we can get some replacement-level coaching.

I'm just going to watch the game for what it is. If we win, awesome, if we lose, I already feel like shit about the season so it can't really go down from here.
 
I have come to a conclusion, and you, specifically, are not going to like to hear it.

I am not in a spot where I will root for us to lose. I went through that phase and have now realized I was an idiot. I wanted to lose so Jerry would be miserable and change some shit if we lost enough. I know now it doesn't matter how much we lose, he will just bring in another patsy and the movie just starts over from the beginning.

But, tonight, (and this is the part you are not going to like) if we just have to take a loss tonight I hope we get beat 56-0. I know it won't change a damn thing about the season or the future of the team, but what I damn well know is, it will embarrass the shit out of Jerry, and the thought of him miserable brings me joy.
I'm willing to accept this response for anyone but the team we are playing tonight.
 
I have come to a conclusion, and you, specifically, are not going to like to hear it.

But, tonight, (and this is the part you are not going to like) if we just have to take a loss tonight I hope we get beat 56-0.


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Should have already happened. There is no planet in this universe that has Mingo making the active roster ahead of him.


Heck, I forgot all about him.
 
Also good to see James Houston finally active. If we can get them in third and long, maybe he can do something.

And adding... Kristi Scales says Shemar James is primary green dot tonight.
 
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