DCC Appreciation Thread...

[Cujo]

I can’t believe there are people in this world with that level of audacity. It’s amazing she’s lived that long fucking with people like that

 

[boozeman]

Very punny, but I was talking about the 9/11 part of the joke.

You said pun. Tread lightly. Only Boberts had a Pun Pass.

 

[bbgun]

I'm giving this sport a second chance

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[Cotton]

Only Boberts had a Pun Pass.

I think a few of us have proven that to not be true. A dad joke is a pun in its very essence. And, we tell dad jokes all the time.

 

[boozeman]

I think a few of us have proven that to not be true. A dad joke is a pun in its very essence. And, we tell dad jokes all the time.

He was far more dignified in how he presented his humor. It was not the kind of humor you just got from your neighbor when he returned your lawnmower. Ruffian.

 

[bbgun]

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other one, "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."

 

[Cotton]

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other one, "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."

Eggcellent. That really cracked me up.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I got pulled over the other day and figured I’d break the tension with a joke, but the officer just took out a pad and started writing. I think the mf’er was stealing my material.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Genghis Khan]

Fuck that.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Needle nose pliers need to be the new accessory

 

[Cotton]

Needle nose pliers need to be the new accessory

Or, and hear me out on this one, just maybe, they should stop putting on those stupid ass fake fingernails. I don't know how they even wipe their own ass with those things on.

Yes, I know I'm preaching to the choir.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Maybe if you buy a set of ridiculous nails you get a free bidet.

 

[Cotton]

Maybe if you buy a set of ridiculous nails you get a free bidet.

We are trying to get rid of the gay shit in this country, not add to it.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

~ Berman headswing to Geng ~

 

[Rev]

I would be ok with that if they were all grouped up and ready to go but looks like there were some stragglers in the parking lot stringing this out. If you want courtesy then you better give it.

 

[Genghis Khan]

We are trying to get rid of the gay shit in this country, not add to it.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Maybe if you buy a set of ridiculous nails you get a free bidet.

Me:

 

[UncleMilti]

Hard to believe that when they leave the most marketable player off the 30 year anniversary poster. They do things so ass backwards that nothing makes sense.

I can’t stand the WNBA but I give credit where credit is due. Clark is a once in a generation player who actually has helped bring the WNBA into the spotlight. It’s a fucking shame the powers that be let opposing players simply tee off on her. No fouls, no ejections, no fines. Even the last punching in the throat incident should have resulted in a significant 6 game suspension or something similar. If they don’t do something the girl will be out of the league in another year or 2.