DCC Appreciation Thread...

Cotton said:
Recently, @Cujo has been posting more on Twitter, and I am here to ask a question. Bruh, how the fuck are you not banned? :lol
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Well, I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you. Joking aside, I don’t know. I really hope it happens soon. The more time I spend over there, the worse my attitude gets. It’s just so full of visceral hate, it has to be not only mentally but physically unhealthy for you.
 


I hate taping and bedding. This might make it bearable.
 


  1. Say "What is up my brotha from anotha motha" to greet any black person you meet: They will instantly know you're like family.
  2. Wear one of those kente cloths and kneel for 8 minutes in the middle of the road: Nothing says you care like making the whole neighborhood late for work.
  3. Invite a black friend over to watch Roots together: Then beg forgiveness and ask them to absolve you of your white guilt afterward. They love this!
  4. Purchase a Finn action figure: Because nothing screams "ALLY" like a stormtrooper of color.
  5. Spend months trying to learn how to clap on rhythm to gospel music: Just like this — 🎶🎵🎶I'll 👏🏻Flyyyyy👏🏻👏🏻Awaaaaaayyyy👏🏻 Oh Glooooory👏🏻👏🏻 🎶🎵 Awww, don't worry, you'll get it eventually!
  6. Paint a George Floyd mural on your black neighbor's driveway: They will be so surprised and thankful.
  7. Every time you see a black person, go right up to them and whisper "I see you" in their ear: Incredibly reassuring.
  8. Stand stock-still while smiling weirdly during a Juneteenth concert after aides accidentally switch your uppers for some edibles: Tried and true!
 
I have to go mow, and am not looking forward to fighting the mosquitoes. They are the size of fucking pterodactyls right now here. But, I'm not complaining because we at least got some rain.
 


This is how I'm going to be if I make it to 85. Young little bastards aren't going to show me up. :unsure
 


The whole story is more interesting:

  • The X post highlights Margaret Loughrey, a 48-year-old unemployed woman from Strabane, Northern Ireland, who won £26.86 million (about $46 million) on EuroMillions in November 2013 after buying a ticket on impulse following a job center visit.
  • She gave away the majority of her winnings to family, friends, local charities, youth groups, and community initiatives in Strabane aimed at job creation and tourism development, famously stating she knew what it was like to have nothing.
  • The viral narrative simplifies events; while generous, she retained around £1-2 million, and later faced mental health struggles, legal issues, property disputes, and described the win as having "destroyed" her life before her death in 2021 at age 56.
 
OMG I just noticed Grok used a semicolon!:panic
 
Cotton said:


The whole story is more interesting:

  • The X post highlights Margaret Loughrey, a 48-year-old unemployed woman from Strabane, Northern Ireland, who won £26.86 million (about $46 million) on EuroMillions in November 2013 after buying a ticket on impulse following a job center visit.
  • She gave away the majority of her winnings to family, friends, local charities, youth groups, and community initiatives in Strabane aimed at job creation and tourism development, famously stating she knew what it was like to have nothing.
  • The viral narrative simplifies events; while generous, she retained around £1-2 million, and later faced mental health struggles, legal issues, property disputes, and described the win as having "destroyed" her life before her death in 2021 at age 56.
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How in the fuck does winning $50 million ruin your fucking dumbass life? That shit pisses me off. You probably just have poor boundaries you fucking Cunt.
 
Cujo said:
How in the fuck does winning $50 million ruin your fucking dumbass life? That shit pisses me off. You probably just have poor boundaries you fucking Cunt.
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Hard to know when they don’t tell us. Family and ‘friends’ can get ravenous around money. I can absolutely see it as a catalyst for arguing, jealousy, and bitterness among the people in her life. Sad to see it happen, whatever it did.
 
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