2026 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

[Irving Cowboy]

Private equities suck.

What little life the Browns have in them will be sucked dry in short order

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

 

[Cotton]

I absolutely fucking hate the international games. Hate them.

 

[boozeman]

Thank God.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Bye, Felicia

 

[Rev]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

What a dickhead. And he didn't even smile like he was joking or anything. Fuck that guy.

 

[Cotton]

Fuck that motherfucker. Fuck his family. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck anyone he may have met today. Fuck anyone he may meet the rest of the day. Fuck his accountant. Fuck his dog. Fuck his barber. Fuck his barber's dog, too. I hope he gets a hernia that he has complications with and ends up laid up in bed for 3 months with bed sores and lesions on his dick.

 

[Cujo]

Fuck that motherfucker. Fuck his family. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck anyone he may have met today. Fuck anyone he may meet the rest of the day. Fuck his accountant. Fuck his dog. Fuck his barber. Fuck his barber's dog, too. I hope he gets a hernia that he has complications with and ends up laid up in bed for 3 months with bed sores and lesions on his dick.

@ lesions on his dick.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Cujo:

 

[boozeman]

Fuck that motherfucker. Fuck his family. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck anyone he may have met today. Fuck anyone he may meet the rest of the day. Fuck his accountant. Fuck his dog. Fuck his barber. Fuck his barber's dog, too. I hope he gets a hernia that he has complications with and ends up laid up in bed for 3 months with bed sores and lesions on his dick.

I was expecting perhaps an angry emoji or something, but not this.

I hope you feel better.

 

[Cotton]

I hope you feel better.

Sorry, I was at work and had to cut it short.

Fuck his agent. Fuck his attorney. Fuck his wife. Fuck whoever that dumb bitch was before his current wife. Fuck his PR person. Fuck his friends. Fuck every one in his contacts on his phone. Fuck the last 10 people he texted. Fuck the person that sold him the phone. Fuck Taiwan for making the chips to manufacture his phone. Fuck his kids. I hope once he gets over the dick lesions he gets AIDS and teh Ebola.

Okay, now I'm good.

 

[bbgun]

He just Highpointed you, brother.

 

[Cotton]

He just Highpointed you, brother.

You take that back right fucking now!

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I wonder if Wes Welker pissed him off

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I wonder how many players are going to say "don't give me this off brand shit"

 

[boozeman]

I wonder how many players are going to say "don't give me this off brand shit"

I had no idea that uncrustables are a thing for athletes.