2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Cujo]

Yeah, but that number has to go.

I think it’s awesome.

 

[Cujo]

It would be funny if he started banging all her friends after she wouldn’t sign a pre nup.

 

[NoDak]

Yeah, but that number has to go.

And not a single fuck was given this day.

 

[Stars]

Yeah, but that number has to go.

Damn our uniforms look so good. Must suck to be any other team in the league.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Except the pants aren't green enough for bb....

 

[Cotton]

Except the pants aren't green enough for bb....

I think he might be a secret Eagles fan like Smitty. And we have evidence of Smitty's treason. See below.

 

[boozeman]

He is nowhere near as washed as Sanders whose slow ass fumbled the opener away.

 

[ravidubey]

He is nowhere near as washed as Sanders whose slow ass fumbled the opener away.

Love to see if he’s got gas left in the tank and his knees are any good.

Healthy, that guy runs with power and speed.

 

[Simpleton]

If Mafah and Blue haven't looked much improved in camp Chubb is the kind of signing you make. We'll have no idea if that's the case beyond what the TC games look like, but I'd rather have Chubb than Malik Davis.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

If Mafah and Blue haven't looked much improved in camp Chubb is the kind of signing you make. We'll have no idea if that's the case beyond what the TC games look like, but I'd rather have Chubb than Malik Davis.

The other school of thought is feed the three every camp snap for evaluation purposes. My fear is that they recall the brief glimpses of Davis and even Blue later in the year and think they are all good. When Williams go nicked up last year we saw poor results overall save those flashes.

If it isn’t Chubb, guys like Kamara may also shake loose. 365-24-7 just like Goof Son says.

 

[boozeman]

Nowhere to go but up.

 

[Stars]

Nowhere to go but up.

Yep. Not only did we miss tackles, we took horrible angles on every play and combined that with zero effort. Literal sleepwalking.

Truly one of the worst defenses I’ve ever seen.

 

[Rev]

Yep. Not only did we miss tackles, we took horrible angles on every play and combined that with zero effort. Literal sleepwalking.

Truly one of the worst defenses I’ve ever seen.

 

[bbgun]

Booze will never love you. Never!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Booze will never love you. Never!

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I hope we try to trade him for a loaf of bread or whatever conditional pick McCarthy will give us. His time here is about up.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Simpleton]

Lawrence definitely rotated out a lot for whatever reason, I'd guess he might've played about 60% of the snaps compared to guys like Bain who was probably up around 85-90.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

I really hope he was not compensated in any way for this “article”.