2026 Cowboys Draft Chatter Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

I'm slow to jump on the "Parker is a genius" wagon, but I'm glad to see someone in this overoptimistic, Pollyannaish saying something like this.

Bonus cameos for Jerry Jr and Stephen's spawn.

 

[ravidubey]

I'm not overly worried about Bain's ability to rush in a 3-4 but he's definitely not a seamless fit, especially in terms of dropping into coverage here and there.

They’d use him like Seattle uses Lawrence

 

[Cowboysrock55]

They’d use him like Seattle uses Lawrence

Line Bain up anywhere rushing forward and I think he will be great. Great against the run, great against the pass. I'm not so sure you couldn't play him at end in a 3-4 if you wanted.

Now dropping into coverage, probably not wanting to do that too much.

 

[boozeman]

I'm slow to jump on the "Parker is a genius" wagon, but I'm glad to see someone in this overoptimistic, Pollyannaish saying something like this.

Bonus cameos for Jerry Jr and Stephen's spawn.

That seems a little long.

Can you provide Cliff’s Notes?

 

[boozeman]

Not a great disaster plan.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

That seems a little long.

Can you provide Cliff’s Notes?

I didn't watch the whole thing either, but it was Parker talking about a player saying that he's talented but doesn't give consistent effort and that's the kind of player that gets coaches fired.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Not a great disaster plan.

I love the player. Hate the injury concerns. And just can't justify a WR that early. I'd still take him over Faulk very easily.

 

[boozeman]

I didn't watch the whole thing either, but it was Parker talking about a player saying that he's talented but doesn't give consistent effort and that's the kind of player that gets coaches fired.

So a no duh from him.

I hope the Joneses are right.

We are doing the DC drives the draft thing again.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

So a no duh from him.

I hope the Joneses are right.

We are doing the DC drives the draft thing again.

Sounded like he was describing Faulk...

 

[boozeman]

Sounded like he was describing Faulk...

Shut the fuck up.

 

[NoDak]

That seems a little long.

Can you provide Cliff’s Notes?

Who the fuck is Cliff, and why should we trust his notes?

 

[boozeman]

Who the fuck is Cliff, and why should we trust his notes?

Never failed me back in the day.