2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Cowboysrock55]

And Prescott looks like some lowlife.

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You're in your thirties. Stop trying to party with the kids. You're like the Dad who goes back to the fraternity and tries to party with the college kids.

 

[Cotton]

You're in your thirties. Stop trying to party with the kids. You're like the Dad who goes back to the fraternity and tries to party with the college kids.

Booze is way past his 30s.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You're in your thirties. Stop trying to party with the kids. You're like the Dad who goes back to the fraternity and tries to party with the college kids.

He's like Will Ferrell in Old School. After the party he's going to have a pretty nice little Saturday at Home Depot. He also wants to go to Bed Bath and Beyond but he doesn't know if he has enough time.

 

[Cotton]

He's like Will Ferrell in Old School. After the party he's going to have a pretty nice little Saturday at Home Depot. He also wants to go to Bed Bath and Beyond but he doesn't know if he has enough time.

Booze or Dak?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Booze or Dak?

 

[boozeman]

You're in your thirties. Stop trying to party with the kids. You're like the Dad who goes back to the fraternity and tries to party with the college kids.

It just looks bad, IMO.

Poor optics.

 

[boozeman]

Booze or Dak?

You do not to start this with me right now, little man.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

So that's why he runs after the catch like he has lead in his ass?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Is there a separate channel where she gets him a napkin so he can at least wipe his mouth?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Is there a separate channel where she gets him a napkin so he can at least wipe his mouth?

Or doesn't burn the sandwhich... I saw what she did.

 

[Cotton]

Is there a separate channel where she gets him a napkin so he can at least wipe his mouth?

No shit. We also now know why he sucks. Anyone that eats mayo is destined to fail at life.

 

[Genghis Khan]

He's a liar, she burned the shit out of that. There's no way that's a 10 out of 10.

 

[Genghis Khan]

No shit. We also now know why he sucks. Anyone that eats mayo is destined to fail at life.

 

[Cotton]

I reject that gorilla as mayo is the devil's juice. Evil incarnate. Demon seed. It should be illegal.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

He's a liar, she burned the shit out of that. There's no way that's a 10 out of 10.

She did what I do when I burn a kids grilled cheese. Put it on the bottom and hope they don't notice.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Geng coming out of the blocks fast today with a dislike and a gorilla on the same post...

 

[Cotton]

Geng coming out of the blocks fast today with a dislike and a gorilla on the same post...

I'm starting to seriously rethink my friendship with him.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I reject that gorilla as mayo is the devil's juice. Evil incarnate. Demon seed. It should be illegal.

 

[Cotton]

That's it. BFF status deemed null and void. Never thought I would see the day, yet here we are.