DCC Appreciation Thread...

[Rev]

Just finished polishing up my resume and cover letter. Who among you is bored and wants to read it? You know you do!

In all seriousness, this is the first time I have had to dust it off in almost 25 years. It was kinda cool to get to list all of my accomplishments with Tech. It is a bit self-aggrandizing but I suppose that is what a resume is for.

I will add some stuff to it if you want me to.

 

[Cotton]

I will add some stuff to it if you want me to.

I don't think the prospective employer would respond well to a dick being drawn on the resume.

 

[bbgun]

Interviewer: Under hobbies, you list hiking, fishing and dur'ing a Mr. bbgun?

Cotton: I don't apologize for living a full life, Mr. Anderson.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[roughneck266]

Just finished polishing up my resume and cover letter. Who among you is bored and wants to read it? You know you do!

In all seriousness, this is the first time I have had to dust it off in almost 25 years. It was kinda cool to get to list all of my accomplishments with Tech. It is a bit self-aggrandizing but I suppose that is what a resume is for.

Thats exactly what a resume is for. What are you going to be applying to do? You know the word aggrandizing, so I personally think you need to be a lawyer.

 

[roughneck266]

I don't think the prospective employer would respond well to a dick being drawn on the resume.

Depends on what you want to do. If you're applying to be a fluffer, I think this would probably work well.

 

[Cotton]

Thats exactly what a resume is for. What are you going to be applying to do? You know the word aggrandizing, so I personally think you need to be a lawyer.

Just a desk job at Texas Tech crunching numbers dealing with state and federal grants. Mindless job mostly, but the best part is I wouldn't have to deal with the bullshit politics of the Tech admin and I wouldn't have to have employees. I would just sit at my desk and do my job. And, I could never be a lawyer. I would end up murdering my own clients for being dumbasses.

 

[boozeman]

I will add some stuff to it if you want me to.

I could add a whooooole lot.

BTW…there is a thread for all of this.

 

[bbgun]

OMG we're back.

 

[jaf1224]

Maaan... I don't post much but I miss you turds when the site goes down.

 

[Rev]

I could add a whooooole lot.

BTW…there is a thread for all of this.

Are you really telling us that we are lost?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Back again! I almost resorted to messaging on facebook to see what was going on.

 

[Cotton]

I will start a thread about what happened and what our options are moving forward.

 

[Cujo]

Back again! I almost resorted to messaging on facebook to see what was going on.

That's what I had to do. I have to say, Cotton looks just like I imagined.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Cotton]

That's what I had to do. I have to say, Cotton looks just like I imagined.

Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing. I haven't been looking my dapper self the last couple of years, so...

 

[Cujo]

Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing. I haven't been looking my dapper self the last couple of years, so...

You look great, homie. Hope you are doing well.

 

[Cotton]

You look great, homie. Hope you are doing well.

I would be better if I didn't currently have murderous intent in my head.

 

[Cujo]

I would be better if I didn't currently have murderous intent in my head.

It’s all going to work out, brother. Like a very wise man once told me (someone I met in one of my many trips to rehab, actually): Don’t sweat the petty and don’t pet the sweaty.

 

[Cotton]

It’s all going to work out, brother. Like a very wise man once told me (someone I met in one of my many trips to rehab, actually): Don’t sweat the petty and don’t pet the sweaty.

I'm all good, brother.