Micah Parsons Traded To Packers

[bbgun]

Maybe Jerry learned from getting burned.

 

[boozeman]

I assume your mom would have laughed at you too.

We forget how these dudes were heroes to us as kids.

Yeah but things were different then. The NFL was a cruel monopoly that oppressed players and paid them shit. Now the players that are stars make generational money. My grandchild will understand the economics of sports.

 

[Cujo]

Tough times for that young‘un.

I guess I would have bawled my ass off if my mother had to break the news to me that Roger Staubach was traded.

It doesn’t get any easier, young man. Might be a good time to pick another team to root for and save yourself decades of tears.

 

[boozeman]

It doesn’t get any easier, young man. Might be a good time to pick another team to root for and save yourself decades of tears.

Yeah, it is tough to have NFL heroes anymore.

I cannot imagine rooting personally for any player in the sport now with the same vigor as I used to earlier in my life.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I cannot imagine rooting personally for any player in the sport now with the same vigor as I used to earlier in my life.

Can you imagine doing anything with the vigor you used to?

 

[boozeman]

Can you imagine doing anything with the vigor you used to?

I probably work harder now than I used to.

 

[Bipo]

Yeah, it is tough to have NFL heroes anymore.

I cannot imagine rooting personally for any player in the sport now with the same vigor as I used to earlier in my life.

Exactly.

Especially rough for everyone here that won't admit they bought a Parsons jersey.

 

[boozeman]

Exactly.

Especially rough for everyone here that won't admit they bought a Parsons jersey.

It is a bad investment to buy any jersey.

 

[Rev]

Exactly.

Especially rough for everyone here that won't admit they bought a Parsons jersey.

Why do you think people here have bought that jersey and not claiming it?

 

[Bipo]

Why do you think people here have bought that jersey and not claiming it?

 

[NoDak]

It is a bad investment to buy any jersey.

I'm gonna go buy a jersey in your honor.

Would you prefer Mazi or Schoonmaker?

 

[boozeman]

I'm gonna go buy a jersey in your honor.

Would you prefer Mazi or Schoonmaker?

You can waste your hard earned money elsewhere. Consider a local animal shelter.

 

[NoDak]

You can waste your hard earned money elsewhere. Consider a local animal shelter.

No.

 

[boozeman]

No.

Food bank?

 

[boozeman]

 

[NoDak]

Food bank?

No.

Now stop sassing, or I'll buy both of them.

 

[boozeman]

No.

Now stop sassing, or I'll buy both of them.

I will make a Subsaharan's child's day.

 

[NoDak]

I will make a Subsaharan's child's day.

Consider it done.

 

[Rev]

can you even get a schoonmaker jersey?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

@NoDak

Booze would appreciate any of these also.